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    A Dolphins Fan's Lamentations

    Regardless of the fact that its the Dolphins, this fan's lamentations really are expressions from a tortured soul:

    [url]http://www.finsnation.com/fins_nation/2010/10/special-reamed.html[/url]

    WARNING: Frequent inappropriate language

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    I LOVED this line.

    [QUOTE]F*** your sh*tty stadium with its sh*tty art deco post modernistic bullsh*t decor. It's a f*cking football stadium, not the inside of a f*cking Little Havana hair salon.[/QUOTE]

    Hahaha!

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    He didn't really mention the ridiculous wolf crap...

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    [QUOTE]F*ck you, Stephen Ross. You shrunken headed goblin faced fu*k. Fu*k your ideas to make this a glitzy team. Nobody f*cking cares, you c*ck. F*ck your night clubs and your bullsh!t orange carpets and your bullsh!t celebrities. You've turned this franchise into the fu*king Titanic. [B]Just because you grew up not being invited to sit at the cool kids' table at Beach High doesn't give you the f*cking right to utterly ruin my fu*king football team with parties featuring hackneyed celebrities who haven't been fu*king relevant since the Clinton administration, and who never had any fu*king talent to begin with.[/B][/QUOTE]


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    [QUOTE=Kleckomania;3766966]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]

    It's so true!

    haha! D-list celebs feeling special again on their Orange Carpet!

    LMAO!

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    [QUOTE]**** you, Stephen Ross. You shrunken headed goblin faced ****.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ****ing bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. [/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]**** you, Jeff Ireland. You Napoleon-complex ginger ****.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]**** you, Chad Henne. **** your underachieving overrated robotic ****ing ass. I am sick and ****ing tired of defending you. **** your complete inability to evolve as a ****ing quarterback, you ****ing robot cockrocket. You've been staring down receivers since you were ****ing conceived, you giant mental ward haircutted *******.
    [/QUOTE]

    lmaoo :rotfl:

    We gotta see if this guy will come over and start posting here!

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    YES! oh YES!

    Thank you so very much!

    LoL!

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    Sorta made my day in a perverse sort of way. As to the celebs, I doubt if they'll keep showing up (even if they're owners) if they stay in 3d or 4th place.

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    That was entertaining (in a guilty sort of way). For once a man who knows how to get maximum effect from a vocabulary of less than a dozen words... ;)

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    [QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3766955]He didn't really mention the ridiculous wolf crap...[/QUOTE]

    Aaaaahhhh-Ooooooohhhhh!

    SAR I

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    You almost forget that fans of other teams are real people too.

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    Lifes guilty pleasures.

    Yes. :D

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    I like this guy in the comments, addresses the feed the wolf stuff..

    [QUOTE]
    Thank you, Dude, Jesus ****ing Chirst that made me feel so much ****ing better. I couldnt have said it better myself. I didnt want this article to end.
    Im 30....30 ****ING YEARS OLD! I BEGINNING TO FORM A ****ING BALD SPOT!!! AND THE DOLPHINS WON A SUPER BOWL 7 YEARS BEFORE MY PARENTS ****ED!!!!
    Its not the losing, its the "whipptie ****...look at us...we are 7-9....woohoooo almost there!!!" ****. YOU. DAN MARINO AINT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR....AND IF HE DID YOU WOULD STILL **** IT UP.
    GUESS WHAT FEED THE WOLF IS.....****ING WOLF ****, THATS WHAT! TAKE YOUR STUPID ****ING SLOGANS, AND ****ING SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. [B]IF I WANTED TO HOWL LIKE A WOLF, ID **** A HOOKER[/B][/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Equilibrium;3766863]Regardless of the fact that its the Dolphins, this fan's lamentations really are expressions from a tortured soul:

    [url]http://www.finsnation.com/fins_nation/2010/10/special-reamed.html[/url]

    WARNING: Frequent inappropriate language[/QUOTE]

    That is epic.

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    "**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ****ing bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. **** your New York Giants Super Bowls and the reputation you garnered on someone else's hard work. **** your old school mentality. Oh I don't talk to reporters, they bother me. ****. You. Man the **** up. Take some responsibility. **** your golf cart and your ****ing race horses. I hope they ****ing die in a fire. **** your absolute refusal to draft play makers and instead going with the tried and true formula of drafting giant statues with no ****ing speed and no discernible football IQ what so ****ing ever. Your ****ing son-in-law is one hundred times the personnel guy you'll ever be. For their sake, I hope to ****ing Christ your grandkids inherited his genes and not yours, you worthless ****sack. Go away and waste another franchise's draft by drafting the next Drew ****ing Bledsoe."

    LOLz

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    [QUOTE=Equilibrium;3766863]Regardless of the fact that its the Dolphins, this fan's lamentations really are expressions from a tortured soul:

    [url]http://www.finsnation.com/fins_nation/2010/10/special-reamed.html[/url]

    WARNING: Frequent inappropriate language[/QUOTE]

    You just made my day =)

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    wow... just wow. maybe just maybe the dolphags are going to lose more than just games this year... :D

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    OK which one of you SOJFs out there made this comment?

    [B][I]I don't care if we say F*** THE ROBOT and go back to Pennington at this point[/I][/B]

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    This is a must read for any tortured fan, funny as hell, and great comedy!!!

    And my favorite quote:

    We'll (Dolphins) just keep sucking xxck until the sun burns out.

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    Wow...I could go on reading this for days! This guy should consider writing a column called "Monday Morning Physco", If I owned a News Paper I would sign this guy asap. I cant point out a single line because the whole thing is f$%^ing brilliant. Please can somebody contact this guy and ask him to write a story after every miami loss..


    HA.HA.HA.HA....HUH...HUH...HUH...HA.HA

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