[QUOTE]F*ck you, Stephen Ross. You shrunken headed goblin faced fu*k. Fu*k your ideas to make this a glitzy team. Nobody f*cking cares, you c*ck. F*ck your night clubs and your bullsh!t orange carpets and your bullsh!t celebrities. You've turned this franchise into the fu*king Titanic. [B]Just because you grew up not being invited to sit at the cool kids' table at Beach High doesn't give you the f*cking right to utterly ruin my fu*king football team with parties featuring hackneyed celebrities who haven't been fu*king relevant since the Clinton administration, and who never had any fu*king talent to begin with.[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]**** you, Stephen Ross. You shrunken headed goblin faced ****.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ****ing bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]**** you, Jeff Ireland. You Napoleon-complex ginger ****.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]**** you, Chad Henne. **** your underachieving overrated robotic ****ing ass. I am sick and ****ing tired of defending you. **** your complete inability to evolve as a ****ing quarterback, you ****ing robot cockrocket. You've been staring down receivers since you were ****ing conceived, you giant mental ward haircutted *******.
We gotta see if this guy will come over and start posting here!
I like this guy in the comments, addresses the feed the wolf stuff..
Thank you, Dude, Jesus ****ing Chirst that made me feel so much ****ing better. I couldnt have said it better myself. I didnt want this article to end.
Im 30....30 ****ING YEARS OLD! I BEGINNING TO FORM A ****ING BALD SPOT!!! AND THE DOLPHINS WON A SUPER BOWL 7 YEARS BEFORE MY PARENTS ****ED!!!!
Its not the losing, its the "whipptie ****...look at us...we are 7-9....woohoooo almost there!!!" ****. YOU. DAN MARINO AINT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR....AND IF HE DID YOU WOULD STILL **** IT UP.
GUESS WHAT FEED THE WOLF IS.....****ING WOLF ****, THATS WHAT! TAKE YOUR STUPID ****ING SLOGANS, AND ****ING SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. [B]IF I WANTED TO HOWL LIKE A WOLF, ID **** A HOOKER[/B][/QUOTE]
"**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ****ing bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. **** your New York Giants Super Bowls and the reputation you garnered on someone else's hard work. **** your old school mentality. Oh I don't talk to reporters, they bother me. ****. You. Man the **** up. Take some responsibility. **** your golf cart and your ****ing race horses. I hope they ****ing die in a fire. **** your absolute refusal to draft play makers and instead going with the tried and true formula of drafting giant statues with no ****ing speed and no discernible football IQ what so ****ing ever. Your ****ing son-in-law is one hundred times the personnel guy you'll ever be. For their sake, I hope to ****ing Christ your grandkids inherited his genes and not yours, you worthless ****sack. Go away and waste another franchise's draft by drafting the next Drew ****ing Bledsoe."
Wow...I could go on reading this for days! This guy should consider writing a column called "Monday Morning Physco", If I owned a News Paper I would sign this guy asap. I cant point out a single line because the whole thing is f$%^ing brilliant. Please can somebody contact this guy and ask him to write a story after every miami loss..