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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3812703].[/QUOTE]

    Lol how can I post these from the iPhone? Anyone know?

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;3812708]Lol how can I post these from the iPhone? Anyone know?[/QUOTE]

    Is there anyone there under 70 years old?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3812711]Is there anyone there under 70 years old?[/QUOTE]
    lol...

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    Polidor PM me your email and you can upload them.

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    [IMG]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5329/chick2.png[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1492/chick.png[/IMG]

    :rotfl:

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3812743][IMG]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5329/chick2.png[/IMG]


    :rotfl:[/QUOTE]

    She looks like Brooke Hogan. From that angle, she appears to have a nice butt.

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    I feel dirty.

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    She's not talking to me anymore thanks a lot ****ers.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3812743][IMG]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5329/chick2.png[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1492/chick.png[/IMG]

    :rotfl:[/QUOTE]

    Dimitri,

    Tell her you are chilly and ask if you can borrow her scarf. Then take another picture.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3812746]She looks like Brooke Hogan. From that angle, she appears to have a nice butt.[/QUOTE]

    Her rack is better buddy. Although she doesn't have a bad rump either.

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    P I believe you have some lunch to eat.

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    Get her name?

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;3812755]She's not talking to me anymore thanks a lot ****ers.[/QUOTE]
    move into the seat seperating you two :D

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;3812761]P I believe you have some lunch to eat.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3225/Eating_Crow.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3812757]Dimitri,

    Tell her you are chilly and ask if you can borrow her scarf. Then take another picture.[/QUOTE]

    Why stop there? Feign a minor woozy spell, Dimitri. Then say you're cold because you suffer from Acute Loss of Body Warmth Syndrome. Although it's not life threatening or contagious, you need to put on as many sweaters as possible or risk going into a grand mal seizure.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3812747]I feel dirty.[/QUOTE]

    And the FBI will be knocking on my door any minute....

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3812765]move into the seat seperating you two :D[/QUOTE]

    if he pulls a fake sneeze and then jumps into the seat it will look natural

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    I believe smelly fat chick spilled her 3rd bag of M&Ms on the floor and cursed out loud.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3812772]if he pulls a fake sneeze and then jumps into the seat it will look natural[/QUOTE]
    she will never notice lmao

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    Tell her you would like a little "habeus corpus".

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