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    Don't be to proud....

    Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

    The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot

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    Mods: Please merge with the There Will Be Blood Thread. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACPAC View Post
    Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

    The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot
    Kills too many people to make fun....

    So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    Kills too many people to make fun....

    So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)



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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    Kills too many people to make fun....

    So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)
    Weak sauce, brah.
















































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    Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
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    LMFAO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 View Post
    Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.
    ...and miss all the fun????

    oops... should have used the quiet voice on that one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 View Post
    Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.
    My Doctor told me that the majority of his patients who turn out to have cancer report with either their bowels moving to slowly or having bowel movements that are not solid. Serioius stuff folks. He also told me that 3 in every 10 people he sees he takes growths while he is in there. Most are non cancer but it these things that eventually turn into cancer.

    After my episode my wife went to see him and he removed 3 of these growths. Wait if you want. I wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
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    Once there is blood its to late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdJETSetter View Post
    Kills too many people to make fun....

    So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)
    Yep 40. The idea of having it done and getting in the car to go to the test far outweights the test itself. Its nothing, the high is worth it. Some good drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACPAC View Post
    Yep 40. The idea of having it done and getting in the car to go to the test far outweights the test itself. Its nothing, the high is worth it. Some good drugs
    is this what's leading to your status of "in the middle of a sh!tstorm"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACPAC View Post
    Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

    The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot
    Agreed. Get one done and you'll feel like this in the can from now on....


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    so...


    a Pasts* fan urging other men to have their buttholez promptly and thoroughly inspected??










































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    just kidding.


    stay healthy, my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    is this what's leading to your status of "in the middle of a sh!tstorm"?
    Yep, been preaching this for 2 years now to anyone who will listen.

    I will bet you if 10 of you folks went for this test who are over the age of 40 at least one of you would be back here next week thanking me from the bottom of your heart.

    I wish someone had harped on this to me like maybe my stupid as a rock GP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Agreed. Get one done and you'll feel like this in the can from now on....


    LOL very true.

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    I thought the magic number 50 years old????





    Pats fans Doc checks the prostrate from the back...hands free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    just kidding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    I thought the magic number 50 years old????





    Pats fans Doc checks the prostrate from the back...hands free.
    Well I would not have made 50 and I am 47 so do the math.

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