Shottenheimer kisses his kids goodbye at the front door on his way to his trip to Pittsburgh.
Moments later his car is forced off the road by three cars sporting NYJETS license plate holders.
Shotty is bound and gagged, thrown into a large potato sack & brought to an unknown location, preferably Brooklyn, (cool scenery) while the Sapranos theme song plays on car radio
With Shoddy being held hostage Rex is forced to give Callahan play calling duties.
Jets win 10-6 (Callahan has to use Shottys play calling sheet)
Hey, at least they got a touchdown!
Shottenheimer is never seen again.