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    Merged Rex and wife foot-ball thread

    Every now and again you hear weird, totally off the wall news. And you say to yourself "Hey no way. That's certainly not true."

    I'm going to leave this link here:

    [url]http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos[/url]

    I know, I know. "No way," you're saying.

    Watch the video. It's probably not safe for work, but it's totally tame.

    Listen to the voice.

    As always, remember - I'm just the messenger.

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    It definitely sounds like Rex. I think it's hilariously funny though.

    The videos are extremely tame and I don't see an issue with making videos of your wife's feet. :yes:
    Last edited by ozu; 12-21-2010 at 06:23 PM.

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    Wow... gotta say.. it does look like her and it does sound like Rex.

    :rofl:

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    SAR's head just exploded.

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    LOL! WTF? 100% that's Rex' voice. Am I the only one who doesn't think those feet are in any way cute? Admittedly, I don't have a foot fetish, but they are sort of gnarly.

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    This may or may not be Rex's wife (foot fetish substance inside)

    Paging Sar....

    [url]http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos[/url]

    [URL="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0"]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0[/URL]

    [QUOTE]There's a celebrity in the foot-fetish world who posts videos with titles like "Hot Mature Sexy Feet." The videos feature a woman who looks like Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife, Michelle and, in one, a man offscreen who sounds like Rex.

    A few years back, YouTube user "ihaveprettyfeet" who shares a number of personal characteristics with Michelle, though we'll get to that later made a series of videos, apparently starring herself. In them, her feet, whether in stockings or shoes or simply bare, are always prominently displayed. An attractive older blonde, "ihaveprettyfeet" became hugely popular, to the point that when YouTube banned her account for terms of service violations, devotees took to message boards to wonder where she'd gone.

    Her videos have been reposted by others on YouTube, and with so many followers, it was only a matter of time before one of them happened to be both a Jets fan and a Deadspin reader, too. We received a tip from one such person that "ihaveprettyfeet" was the spitting image of Michelle Ryan, wife of maybe the most popular coach in the NFL. "At least a twin sister," the tipster said. Michelle Ryan doesn't have a twin sister, but judge for yourself.

    We were told by one source that if this is Michelle Ryan, there's no way Rex knows about it. But listen closely to the voice of the cameraman. Multiple viewers, including a YouTube commenter, have observed that it sounds an awful lot like Rex. Now, we're not into feet or anything, but if that is indeed Michelle, and that is indeed Rex, well, more power to the both of them. Like many, many people out there, Rex is just in love with his wife's feet. ****, it's almost romantic.

    But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found "ihaveprettyfeet"'s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; "ihaveprettyfeet" has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was "a foot [shorter]" than her 6'4" husband; "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as 5'2". To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City "ihaveprettyfeet" listed on this swingers site. It's a couple's profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds.[/QUOTE]

    :eek::eek::eek:
    Last edited by shuler82; 12-21-2010 at 06:36 PM.

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    And shes wearin green and white before Rex was even coaching the Jets? WTF....C'mon man.

    Well if that is Rex and the Mrs I know he wudda cut Matt Dodge in week 3.

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    Pretty disturbing.

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    That's TOTALLY them!!!

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    So THAT'S why Rex always wants to go for it on 4th and a foot! :eek: I toe-tally get it now.

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    That's hilarious! :D

    Seriously... that's totally Rex and Michelle. Is this their version of a "sextape"?

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    [QUOTE=shuler82;3875515]Paging Sar....

    [url]http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos[/url]

    [URL="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0"]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0[/URL]



    :eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

    LMAO... what the ****... That sounds a HELL of a lot like Rex.

    Imagine Francersser trying to wrap his head around this one. :D:D

    I'm moving this to the Strip, it needs more traction and it's totally Jets related.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3875542]LMAO... what the ****... That sounds a HELL of a lot like Rex.

    Imagine Francersser trying to wrap his head around this one. :D:D

    I'm moving this to the Strip, it needs more traction and it's totally Jets related.[/QUOTE]

    Nice use of those mod abilities. :D

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    1. I'd totally lick those toes.

    2. I hope it is them.

    3. Paulie you're a friggin MOD now? Sweet.

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    nice use of mod powers!

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    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=223713[/url]

    But yeah, that's totally them. And its hilarious.

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    That certainly does sound like Rex in the first video, but really, who gives a s@!t. Sounds like he and the Mrs are still having alot of fun together. Good for them!

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    Why are women's feet so sexy? It seems like a very, very common fetish amongst men.

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    [QUOTE=Much ado about Nothing;3875551]1. I'd totally lick those toes.

    2. I hope it is them.

    3. Paulie you're a friggin MOD now? Sweet.[/QUOTE]

    Dude wtf?? how old is she, but most importantly how old are you?

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    [QUOTE=Much ado about Nothing;3875551]1. I'd totally lick those toes. [/QUOTE]

    :barf:

    Somehow I can't get excited about some old broad's smelly feet.

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