Its been a long time since we've had a "dickie" site-ing around here.
We need some cheering up, tell us some more stories about your boat sinking...PLEASE? :)[/QUOTE]
well badiness, i had my wallet stolen last halloween. i got drunk between 3 places that all had live music. one place had a death metal show, the other a zappa tribute and the last a good local ska band. luckily, between these 3 places was a bodega with 1 dollar tall boys. anyway, its not in the greatest neighborhood and i parked my lincoln just off the main road.
i got back to my car and knew i couldnt drive so i sat in the drivers seat and slept....thats all i remembered.....all i know is i opened my eye and the sun was just beginning to rise and somehow i was in the back seat. in the drivers place was a dreadlocked fatso.....i screamed groggily in a haze "who WHO AH HEY " and apparantly scared the crap out of the fine gentleman who noticed me and started screaming "AHHHH OH SH** OH F***" and the drivers door opened and he took off like raped ape into the rising sun. when the dust cleared i was left walletless.