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Thread: A Nick Folk - Footgate connection?

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    A Nick Folk - Footgate connection?

    Think about it. Nick Folk - a kicker that many teams had given up on. Near the bottom statistically in FG percentage this and his previous year in the league. Jay Feely - a proven veteren that did well as a Jet and is performing very well again this year as a Cardinal.

    What does Nick Folk have that Jay Feely doesn't? Blond hair and young, pretty little feet that no one believed in, that's what.

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    Wait so blonde hair correlates to pretty little feet?

    I wish this was even funny, but you just sound like a gay rex ryan

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxc View Post
    Think about it. Nick Folk - a kicker that many teams had given up on. Near the bottom statistically in FG percentage this and his previous year in the league. Jay Feely - a proven veteren that did well as a Jet and is performing very well again this year as a Cardinal.

    What does Nick Folk have that Jay Feely doesn't? Blond hair and young, pretty little feet that no one believed in, that's what.

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    I think this is a late entry for the most ridiculous thread/post of the year. Even as a joke, it is NOT funny and it is a waste of web space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTJetFan92 View Post
    I wish this was even funny
    You're right. Much like everyone in the nation was thinking during ESPN's Nick Folk-has-Pilgrim-Ancestors video debacle on Thanksgiving, this is not funny.

    This is a serious situation that warrants investigation... Nick Folk - a troubled kicker signed to a team that is constantly in the spotlight. Jay Feely - a noted leader and untroubled kicker, ousted to the curb.

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    Now we know why deepthroat was tuff to understand.

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    Yet another failed attempt at humor.

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    Put it in this perspective:

    Mike Nugent and Doug Brien's FG percentages(where they played 16 games) were never as low as Folk's has been in the last two years.

    Now consider this: What if the only person in the Jets organization that wanted to sign Nick Folk was Rex Ryan? What if every other member of the organization was against it. Would that get you thinking...?

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    Not getting any funnier. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Vick View Post
    Not getting any funnier. Sorry.
    Wait for the made for TV movie then...

    "A kicker no one wanted.... A head coach with a thing for feet... Worlds would collide. Field goals would be missed.... and through it all.... there was the love of feet. 'Two Feet Away' tonight at 9PM on Lifetime."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxc View Post
    Wait for the made for TV movie then...

    "A kicker no one wanted.... A head coach with a thing for feet... Worlds would collide. Field goals would be missed.... and through it all.... there was the love of feet. 'Two Feet Away' tonight at 9PM on Lifetime."
    A little better.

    But the whole schtick just seems a little forced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxc View Post
    Wait for the made for TV movie then...

    "A kicker no one wanted.... A head coach with a thing for feet... Worlds would collide. Field goals would be missed.... and through it all.... there was the love of feet. 'Two Feet Away' tonight at 9PM on Lifetime."
    Check that... 'Two Feet Away' implies accuracy... there's what, 10 players on the kicking unit minus the kicker?

    'Twenty Feet Away' tonight at 9PM on Lifetime.

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    this thread sux.

    developing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxc View Post
    Check that... 'Two Feet Away' implies accuracy... there's what, 10 players on the kicking unit minus the kicker?

    'Twenty Feet Away' tonight at 9PM on Lifetime.
    See, now you're forcing it again.

    Getting lower on the funny-meter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Vick View Post
    See, now you're forcing it again.

    Getting lower on the funny-meter.
    FADE IN:

    Tex Bryan, a brash football coach of exceptional girth sits behind the desk in his office. In walks Dick Joke, a young kicker of questionable self confidence.

    He takes a chair in front of Tex's desk and clears his throat.

    Dick Joke
    You wanted to see me coach?

    Tex Bryan
    That's right. Hear you're looking for a job?

    Dick Joke
    I had a rough time last year. Probably one of the worst ever. I'm not sure I can kick anymore.

    Tex Bryan
    I'll be the judge of that.
    (pause)
    Show me the feet.

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    I would say you are correct but Rex doesn't suffer from "shoe" fetish--its the bare feet.

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    ... just found another addition to my ignore list ...





    l_j_r

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    No way this is true, Rex's favorite kickers are Tony Franklin and Rich Karlis.

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    Nick Folk has a connection with this thread -- they both suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fullblast View Post
    Nick Folk has a connection with this thread -- they both suck.
    Meanwhile Rex Ryan sucks....


    (wait for it)


















    (wait for it)






    ...toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxc View Post
    Meanwhile Rex Ryan sucks....


    (wait for it)


















    (wait for it)






    ...toes.
    Look, I know you're trying - and I appreciate the effort, I really do.

    But I don't have time right now to teach you how to be funny.

    Come back after the holidays, OK?

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