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  1. #161
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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3911538]No it was only a 3 day deal.
    People wont let the thread die LOL[/QUOTE]

    Part of the charm of teh Hampur is keeping alive Epic Pfail threads long beyond their expiration date.

    This thread does not deliver.


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    I wish I was at jury duty again.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911577]Part of the charm of teh Hampur is keeping alive Epic Pfail threads long beyond their expiration date.

    This thread does not deliver.


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    How would you know? Maybe its over your he.... um :erm:

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911577]Part of the charm of teh Hampur is keeping alive Epic Pfail threads long beyond their expiration date.

    This thread does not deliver.


    _[/QUOTE]


    And each additional reply isnt going to help :P


    Yeah I know it's all about beating a dead horse.
    Then taking that horse and having it quartered.
    Then taking said horse and making glue, baseballs, and dog food products.
    Then taking that baseball, glueing it to a dog who then craps out the horse/dog food on the grass.
    New horse eats said grass.

    The circle of life.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3911621]How would you know? Maybe its over your he.... um :erm:[/QUOTE]

    I'm having sex tonight.

    Twice. Possibly a third.

    :D


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911649]I'm having sex tonight.

    Twice. Possibly a third.

    :D

    [/QUOTE]


    me too. while on a business trip, my wife befriended Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara and Carmen Sandiego. we're all gonna get together tonight and make one hot human enchilada, and i'll be providing the "sour cream."

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3911661]me too. while on a business trip, my wife befriended Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara and Carmen Sandiego. we're all gonna get together tonight and make one hot human enchilada, and i'll be providing the "sour cream."[/QUOTE]

    That's sounds a LOT better than just me an the GF.

    You are my hero.

    What are you bringing over for dinner? I'm just bringing sushi and a nice Zinfandel--you're probably bringing lobster and filet mignon. Better bring a magnum of Perrier Jouet.


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911670]That's sounds a LOT better than just me an the GF.

    You are my hero.

    What are you bringing over for dinner? I'm just bringing sushi and a nice Zinfandel--you're probably bringing lobster and filet mignon. Better bring a magnum of Perrier Jouet.


    _[/QUOTE]


    for dinner they will all be feasting on my peniz.

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    Ha ha! Jokes on you clowns!

    Tonight I get to have sex with whomever I want! So there!



    *fap* *fap* *fap* *f.........



    ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/FFfuuuu.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911649]I'm having sex tonight.

    [B]Twice. Possibly a third[/B].

    :D


    _[/QUOTE]

    You must be between the age of 13 to 23.


    :D

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3911682]You must be between the age of 13 to 23.


    :D[/QUOTE]

    no, he just looks young because he's 4'11".


    think of a white Gary Coleman.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3911675]for dinner they will all be feasting on my peniz.[/QUOTE]

    Pigs in the blanket.

    Nice.


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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3911679]Ha ha! Jokes on you clowns!

    Tonight I get to have sex with whomever I want! So there!



    *fap* *fap* *fap* *f.........



    [/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3911685]no, he just looks young because he's 4'11".


    think of a white Gary Coleman.[/QUOTE]

    Damn! Thought I hit comedy gold here for a second, but it was epic pfail.

    Found a picture of Gary Coleman on the interwebz, loaded into the photo editor, and clicked the "negative" button. You know, figuring black would go to white, and so on.... Not so good.... The result was a blue Gary with white hair. :shakehead

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3911707]Damn! Thought I hit comedy gold here for a second, but it was epic pfail.

    Found a picture of Gary Coleman on the interwebz, loaded into the photo editor, and clicked the "negative" button. You know, figuring black would go to white, and so on.... Not so good.... The result was a blue Gary with white hair. :shakehead[/QUOTE]

    Sounds like my Halloween Avatar costume--I was the yoda-like sage.


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    [QUOTE=Big L;3911707]Damn! Thought I hit comedy gold here for a second, but it was epic pfail.

    Found a picture of Gary Coleman on the interwebz, loaded into the photo editor, and clicked the "negative" button. You know, figuring black would go to white, and so on.... Not so good.... [B]The result was a blue Gary with white hair.[/B] :shakehead[/QUOTE]


    sounds like a fair approximation of what Stokes looks like :dunno:



    ps -- ^^^ anyone else licking their screens?? :drool2: :drool:

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    Gary Coleman was the little-known fourth member of the Blue Man Group.


    [IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/501/garycoleman2e.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911649]I'm having sex tonight.

    Twice. Possibly a third.

    :D


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    Douche, my friend.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3911649]I'm having sex tonight.

    Twice. Possibly a third.

    :D


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    who's the lucky guy?

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