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Thread: The Hampur:Call Of Dooty

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    Thread necro!



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    On this note (lolz) I'm off to the Windsor for happy hour drinks. See you *****es there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    On this note (lolz) I'm off to the Windsor for happy hour drinks. See you *****es there.
    Later Poli!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Later Poli!
    Baby come back! You can blame it allllll onnnn meeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Baby come back! You can blame it allllll onnnn meeeee!
    You take that Happy Hour up the butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    You take that Happy Hour up the butt?
    only if/when he needs to use the "loose" toilet.

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    I'm parachuting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    You take that Happy Hour up the butt?
    Be careful of chugging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Be careful of chugging.
    Must be what the "loose" terlet is for.

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    Great. Read the whole thread n now i has to crap. At least all you office types have running water. Oh well. Off to set up the bucket...

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    Can i haz crapz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Auto-flush or manual? This is telling.
    We have auto-flushes at work. They can be real pains in the azzes.

    I go to "drop some friends off at the lake" , put the azz gasket down, turn around to sit and WHOOSH! There goes the azz gasket down the drain, so again the process starts , this time being careful not to trip the sensor again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    We have auto-flushes at work. They can be real pains in the azzes.

    I go to "drop some friends off at the lake" , put the azz gasket down, turn around to sit and WHOOSH! There goes the azz gasket down the drain, so again the process starts , this time being careful not to trip the sensor again.
    LOLz, almost spit my coffee out. Nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    We have auto-flushes at work. They can be real pains in the azzes.

    I go to "drop some friends off at the lake" , put the azz gasket down, turn around to sit and WHOOSH! There goes the azz gasket down the drain, so again the process starts , this time being careful not to trip the sensor again.
    A 'splash pad' is a must befoe doot removal.
    But lately my change in diet has really helped quite a bit in minimizing fragmentation, noise, and smell. Although it has resulted in some real toilet-chokers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    A 'splash pad' is a must befoe doot removal.
    But lately my change in diet has really helped quite a bit in minimizing fragmentation, noise, and smell. Although it has resulted in some real toilet-chokers.
    Beware the loose stool only stall, then.

    Safety first.

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    I left a doot last night that was in the shape of those ribbon magnets you see on the backs of cars. I took a photo for proof, but I dont really want to post it.

    Because then I'd be 'that guy' that posted excrement in the Hampur.
    Might me a tad too low brow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I left a doot last night that was in the shape of those ribbon magnets you see on the backs of cars. I took a photo for proof, but I dont really want to post it.

    Because then I'd be 'that guy' that posted excrement in the Hampur.
    Might me a tad too low brow
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    Sarcasm Detector reading an 11. Nice work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    We have auto-flushes at work. They can be real pains in the azzes.

    I go to "drop some friends off at the lake" , put the azz gasket down, turn around to sit and WHOOSH! There goes the azz gasket down the drain, so again the process starts , this time being careful not to trip the sensor again.
    At least you guys have azz gaskets. I have to build a toilet paper nest. Of course, just as I'm done building it, I go to sit down and WHOOSH, the whole f*cker gets pulled down and I have to start over.

    I'm the bathroom version of Sisyphus.
    Last edited by Sourceworx; 09-27-2012 at 12:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Sarcasm Detector reading an 11. Nice work.
    But if pressed, I'll post it. I dont want to get banded.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    But if pressed, I'll post it. I dont want to get banded.
    Post anonymously.

    "Wow, I don't know who, but someone just left this doot in the terlet! Check it out!"

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