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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3938765]still a HOF'er[/QUOTE]

    The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938780]The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.[/QUOTE]


    while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

    Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.


    nothing personal wco, you were probably next.
    Last edited by Timmy®; 01-25-2011 at 12:13 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family.

    Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.


    nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]

    really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3938790]really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.[/QUOTE]

    you aren't at the bottom of the list, but I'm not bringing you to parties either.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

    Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.


    nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]
    I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3938775]Will you be holding out this off season?[/QUOTE]

    Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3938802]I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]

    That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938817]That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.[/QUOTE]
    work keeps getting in the way of my hampur contributions, you can imagine where modding is :D

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    If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938804]Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)[/QUOTE]

    just don't send me any pictures. :erm:

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    This thread is a dick.

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    Cut them all, start fresh. New blood. These guys are clearly done.

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    With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
    Jetsrule128


    (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
    Jetsrule128


    (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, [B]Mel Kiper tearing his hair out[/B])[/QUOTE]

    "Clearly the JI Hampur doesn't understand what the Mod Draft is all about."

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    Didn't Warfist threaten to quit recently?

    Is he the Hampur's Brett Favre? :confused:

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
    Jetsrule128


    (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)[/QUOTE]


    [Rich Eisen mutters][I]
    "Are we really at a Hampur draft right now?!"[/I]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3938684]32Green.

    What the hell is his story?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3938690]he's clearly past his prime, almost over-the-hill, but still a valuable member of the team.

    i say we bring him back for another year, but only at the vet's minimum.


    [/QUOTE]

    :(


    Cant disagree.

    WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan.

    Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread.

    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3939051]:(


    Cant disagree.

    WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan.

    Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread.

    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3938832]If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...[/QUOTE]

    lol, my playing days are done.


    i prefer to be the extra douchy "who the phuck does this guy think he is??" commentator, a la Chris Collinsworth.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939077]made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.[/QUOTE]

    No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short.

    Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.

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