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Thread: teh off-eshel Hampur offseason thread

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    82ndAirborne=Plaxico.


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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3939127]No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short.

    Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.[/QUOTE]

    some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

    My doots are multi-layered too.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

    you're playing [I]that[/I] card? I invented that card [B]years[/B] ago. :mad::rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3939209]My doots are multi-layered too.[/QUOTE]

    not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. I'm into everything else low-brow.

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    tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.




    they just love their midgets over there.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939237]not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. [B]I'm into everything else low-brow[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Like tomato-watching?

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    Roger Vick is this year's PacMan. Got a second chance and spectacularly blew it.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3939243]tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.




    they just love their midgets over there.[/QUOTE]

    and he's white. he'll be slant pass pro-bowler over there.

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    This just in on the Hampuer wire - Freshlybaked will miss the 1st four threads of the 2011 season due to testing positive for a "substance"

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

    Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.


    nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]

    WLF

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3939243]tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.




    they just love their midgets over there.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939252]and he's white. he'll be slant pass pro-bowler over there.[/QUOTE]


    You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

    Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

    My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

    Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

    My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O


    _[/QUOTE]

    I can just hear Joe Theismann if you played for the Pats.

    "And...don't....DO NOT sleep on the guy that lines up behind Brady, Gay Strokes."

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

    Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

    My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O


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    did your teammates ever bench press you?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939283]did your teammates ever bench press you?[/QUOTE]

    No, but the did do push-ups on top of him.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183][B]some people here are multi-layered and complex[/B]. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

    link?


    I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3939290]link?


    I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)[/QUOTE]

    Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE]

    half-ass...take it or leave it

    i'm too old for this s***

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    Who's QBing this ship of fools?

    We ain't going anywhere near the super bowl if we don't get this pick right. It could set us back for weeks.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE]

    He's like Kris Jenkins: you know he's good, shows up for 1 qtr, goes down, next thing you know, he's on TV in Vermont. We can't afford that anymore.

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