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Thread: I have an email fron Natalie Portman in my spam box. Subject is "Important".

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    I have an email fron Natalie Portman in my spam box. Subject is "Important".

    Probably a scam.

    But what if it isn't?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940892]Probably a scam.

    But what if it isn't?[/QUOTE]

    Seriously, I say open it.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3940894]Seriously, I say open it.[/QUOTE]

    what if it is Ragu posing as Natalie Portman, luring me to a restaurant or hotel to begin his hampur revenge plan?

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    Where have all the men gone?

    OPEN it.

    And if'n it ever comes to fruition, take pics, don't pull a Fishhooked.


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    I hope she made your list.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3940902]Where have all the men gone?

    OPEN it.

    And if'n it ever comes to fruition, take pics, don't pull a Fishhooked.


    _[/QUOTE]

    what if it is Kelly/Stan?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940912]what if it is Kelly/Stan?[/QUOTE]

    Face it, you don't care one way or the other.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940912]what if it is Kelly/Stan?[/QUOTE]

    So what if it is Kelly/Stan? You'll solve one of JI's -- nay, life's -- greatest mysteries.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3940917]So what if it is Kelly/Stan? You'll solve one of JI's -- nay, life's -- greatest mysteries.[/QUOTE]

    what if it's JetsThings?



    yeah I'm not opening it.



    computer for sale....cheap

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940920]what if it's JetsThings?



    yeah I'm not opening it.



    computer for sale....cheap[/QUOTE]


    Good call.

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    Can the mods please rename this thread The Epic Fail thread and can Fishhook post his top 100 epic fail pics?


    This thread sucks.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3940933]Can the mods please rename this thread The Epic Fail thread and can Fishhook post his top 100 epic fail pics?


    This thread sucks.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Nope

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940920]what if it's JetsThings?



    yeah I'm not opening it.



    computer for sale....cheap[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=pauliec;3940928]Good call.[/QUOTE]

    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyQAwkjXZ2c&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyQAwkjXZ2c&feature=related[/URL]

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    I invested in Micro Soft. Got a great deal.

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    She's preggers, she probably wants some of that phat support loot that Ragu was boasting about earlier and she just got you two confused in her outlook contacts.

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    [QUOTE=Beerfish;3940969]She's preggers, she probably wants some of that phat support loot that Ragu was boasting about earlier and she just got you two confused in her outlook contacts.[/QUOTE]

    He pays more a month in child support than you make all year pal.

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    ...selling penny stocks cause God knows she can't act...

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    [QUOTE=southside;3940975]He pays more a month in child support than you make all year pal.[/QUOTE]

    Who knew Ragu and Roger Vick were billionaires?


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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;3940984]...selling penny stocks cause God knows she can't act...[/QUOTE]

    Have you not seen The Professional?


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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940912]what if it is Kelly/Stan?[/QUOTE]

    The ~ will be a dead giveaway if it's "kelly".

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