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Thread: I have an email fron Natalie Portman in my spam box. Subject is "Important".

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    I nominate this thread for consideration in the "Most Inside in the History of JI" category at the upcoming 2011 JetsInsider Annual Awards Presentation and Luncheon.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940892]Probably a scam.

    But what if it isn't?[/QUOTE]

    LOL.:D

    (thats all)

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3941010]Have you not seen The Professional?


    _[/QUOTE]...i haven't...i'll look for it...we'll talk...

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940897]what if it is Ragu posing as Natalie Portman, luring me to a restaurant or hotel to begin his hampur revenge plan?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940912]what if it is Kelly/Stan?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3940920]what if it's JetsThings?



    [/QUOTE]
    what if it's snookers?

    [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2wdt4ap.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;3941025]...i haven't...i'll look for it...we'll talk...[/QUOTE]

    Top 50 movie of alltime. Jean Reno, Gary Oldman and a 12 year-old Portman. :D


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    Timmy open the damn email already..............:P

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3941033]what if it's snookers?

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    That's f'n freaky bro.

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    [QUOTE=southside;3941047]That's f'n freaky bro.[/QUOTE]
    it's like a zombie...the same as the one in Timmy's mailbox :eek:

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    I opened it and it says "Important!"(this time with an exclamation point)

    then there's a link


    i'm not doing it...but the exclamation has me titilated

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3941063]I

    titilated[/QUOTE]
    hehheh...heh

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    [QUOTE=southside;3941047]That's f'n freaky bro.[/QUOTE]

    Btw fellas Southside is bring some sanity to teh Pfail Strip.

    Kudos bro.

    Plaxico instead of Braylon, yeah right.


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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3941063]I opened it and it says "Important!"(this time with an exclamation point)

    then there's a link


    i'm not doing it...but the exclamation has me titilated[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3941063]I opened it and it says "Important!"(this time with an exclamation point)

    then there's a link


    i'm not doing it...but the exclamation has me titilated[/QUOTE]

    At what point in your life did you lose your balls?

    Was there a specific moment that you can pinpoint?

    Btw, been into the vino since about 3:30, just started to heat up a big ole pot of my Bolognese, we got a SNOW DAY tomorrow!!

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3941067]Btw fellas Southside is bring some sanity to teh Pfail Strip.

    Kudos bro.

    Plaxico instead of Braylon, yeah right.


    _[/QUOTE]


    My goodness, who's letting the inmates run the asylum? Crazy talk out there. Seriously, who's the idiot that thinks a dude in jail for 2 years and 35 is gonna come out and contribute in the NFL? Seriously. Retarded.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3941069]At what point in your life did you lose your balls?

    Was there a specific moment that you can pinpoint?

    Btw, been into the vino since about 3:30, just started to heat up a big ole pot of my Bolognese, we got a SNOW DAY tomorrow!!

    _[/QUOTE]

    I wish I had the energy to cook.........it's chinese delivery tonight........:yes:

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    [QUOTE=southside;3941073]My goodness, who's letting the inmates run the asylum? Crazy talk out there. Seriously, who's the idiot that thinks a dude in jail for 2 years and 35 is gonna come out and contribute in the NFL? Seriously. Retarded.[/QUOTE]

    Better than easily one of our top players this year?

    Braylon is MILES better than even Santonio--but Plaxico?

    Santonio ain't scoring TDs if'n Braylon isn't extending drives, making huge clutch 3rd down catches AND blocking downfield.

    I think we need more titties.


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    [QUOTE=jetgirl;3941075]I wish I had the energy to cook.........it's chinese delivery tonight........:yes:[/QUOTE]

    Old style Italian.

    When I make anything--Bolognese, chili, chicken soup, meatball and sausage gravy/sauce--I make it in bulk. Have a 12 quart All-Clad pot that I fill to the brim, eat what we may on that day and freeze the rest.

    I made 11 quarts of Bolognese last weekend, have about 8 quarts frozen--took a tub out this am to defrost and in no time it's Sunday dinner.

    While watching the snow pile up I'm pouring Chianti and boiling the Rigatoni.

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    [QUOTE=jetgirl;3941075]I wish I had the energy to cook.........it's chinese delivery tonight........:yes:[/QUOTE]

    When you call the order in, use a chinese accent and leave a chinese name like "Fung". They set their own up. When they see you they'll know it's a scam but the bag is already stapled and there's nothing they can do.

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    [QUOTE=jetgirl;3941075]I wish I had the energy to cook.........it's chinese delivery tonight........:yes:[/QUOTE]

    You're tired. You need a pick me up. You run to the coffee machine, but how long does that last until you're back for more? And then that sugar crash and that 1:30 feeling. 2:30, 3:30, 4:30?

    Have one of these!

    [IMG]http://www.pain4glory.com/images/5-hour-energy.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3941087]When you call the order in, use a chinese accent and leave a chinese name like "Fung". They set their own up. When they see you they'll know it's a scam but the bag is already stapled and there's nothing they can do.[/QUOTE]

    If you use "Hung Long Lo" often a nice looking asian gal arrives with the food. Borgo could have told you that.

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