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    Speaking of Natalie Portman...

    1. Is her new movie with Ashton Kucher the most advertised thing on planet earth...ever?

    AND

    2. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT MOVIE??? :confused:

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    Wife saw it with friends last night, came home and told me she wished I was more like Ashton Kutcher's character in the movie...

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3941100]1. Is her new movie with Ashton Kucher the most advertised thing on planet earth...ever?

    AND

    2. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT MOVIE??? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    Attention Whore.

    Can't stand Timmy is getting some love today.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3941110]Attention Whore.

    Can't stand Timmy is getting some love today.

    _[/QUOTE]

    what a painfully obvious dik block

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3941110]Attention Whore.

    Can't stand Timmy is getting some love today.

    _[/QUOTE]


    I need the posts.


    Paulie is gaining.

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    [QUOTE=David Harris;3941109]Wife saw it with friends last night, came home and told me she wished I was more like Ashton Kutcher's character in the movie...[/QUOTE]

    So when you said you wish she was like Natalie Portman, what happened?

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    I can't even watch the previews. Truly painful dialogue. Their romance is about as believable as Chris Farley and Adam Sandler's in the Schmitt's Gay commercial.

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    Dump. Ban. Castrate...... nevermind, he's married, same thing.

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    Yeah they are really overplaying it.

    Looks terrible.

    But probably would watch it when it comes to hbo just because Nathalie Portman is a babe.

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    It won the weekend box office. It's probably really good and wonderfully acted.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3941126]So when you said you wish she was like Natalie Portman, what happened?[/QUOTE]

    don't slip up and say Natalie from Facts of Life.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;3941162]Yeah they are really overplaying it.

    Looks terrible.

    But probably would watch it when it comes to hbo just because Nathalie Portman is a babe.[/QUOTE]

    We need Borgo to re-post his pics of her beautiful azz.


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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3941100]1. Is her new movie with Ashton Kucher the most advertised thing on planet earth...ever?

    AND

    [B]2. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT MOVIE??? :confused:[/B][/QUOTE]

    First time we saw the commerical, I told my wife that being that its rated R what does she think the chances are that Natalie Portman's naked? And if so, should we see it?

    I'm not sure if I ever got an answer.

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    Porkman seems to be gravitating toward sluttier roles lately. Me likey.

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    [QUOTE=David Harris;3941109]Wife saw it with friends last night, came home and told me she wished I was more like Ashton Kutcher's character in the movie...[/QUOTE]

    Is this not the greatest commercial on that subject EVER?

    With a new boyfriend. With a new GIRLFRIEND.

    So THIS is what you like?

    YEAH!!!!

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAOZZX8amp4[/url]

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    This is an actuall text message convo btwn me and my friend maria from saturday;

    Me: what r u doing tonight

    Maria: seeing a movie u?

    Me: Are you seeing that terrible looking no strings attached movie?

    Maria: yesssssss hahahaha

    Me: Lol I knew it! As gay as it looks I kinda want to see it just for the sex scnes with Nathalie Portman, she's a baabe

    Maria: She is a babe haha

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;3941202]This is an actuall text message convo btwn me and my friend maria from saturday;

    Me: what r u doing tonight

    Maria: seeing a movie u?

    Me: Are you seeing that terrible looking no strings attached movie?

    Maria: yesssssss hahahaha

    Me: Lol I knew it! As gay as it looks I kinda want to see it just for the sex scnes with Nathalie Portman, she's a baabe

    Maria: She is a babe haha[/QUOTE]


    Wow, your texts are gheyer than your posts.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3941204]Wow, your texts are gheyer than your posts.[/QUOTE]

    You're not the least bit impressed that I totally read her mind?

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;3941211]You're not the least bit impressed that I totally read her mind?[/QUOTE]

    I'm more impressed that you changed your friend Ken's name to Maria, and expected everyone to believe you.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3941215]I'm more impressed that you changed your friend Ken's name to Maria, and expected everyone to believe you.[/QUOTE]

    And to think I actually felt bad that you missed out on super bowl tickets.

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