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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    You're not the least bit impressed that I totally read her mind?
    I'd be more impressed if she asked you to come over and butt-fukk her and shoot some cocksnot down her throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    You're not the least bit impressed that I totally read her mind?
    Maria: She is a babe haha

    when she said this, did you pitch a threesome idea?

    that would have been impressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    I'm more impressed that you changed your friend Ken's name to Maria, and expected everyone to believe you.
    oh noes


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    Maria...pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall Street Superstar View Post
    Maria...pics?
    Apparently there may be some ~~~'s involved.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    And to think I actually felt bad that you missed out on super bowl tickets.


    I'll have my revenge on Hank Stram, in this life or the next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'd be more impressed if she asked you to come over and butt-fukk her and shoot some cocksnot down her throat.
    Talk about a quick turn-around.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'd be more impressed if I asked you to come over and butt-fukk me and shoot some cocksnot down my throat.

    fixed

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