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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960028]Thankfully, no. That's a job for my tongue.[/QUOTE]

    Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3960029]Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.[/QUOTE]

    I can try.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960031]I can try.[/QUOTE]

    I'd expect only your best efforts in this under(carriage)taking, good sir.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3959296]I don't have the energy to look right now, but wasn't somebody on the Pfail Strip busting your balls for something or other over the weekend?

    Whomever it was, they were being a total doosh. If you tell me what thread it was, I'll go back in and admonish them with extreme prejudice, maybe taunt them a second time.


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    I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3960061]I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....[/QUOTE]

    I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:

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    [QUOTE=Jetworks;3960068]I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:[/QUOTE]

    That's what it was!!

    You internet bully you.

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    UPDATE: :(

    SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire.

    Impregnation.

    She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there".

    I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence.

    Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.

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    [QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]UPDATE: :(

    SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire.

    Impregnation.

    She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there".

    I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence.

    Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE]

    My advice - start faking your orgasms.

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    [QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE]

    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3968114]My advice - start faking your orgasms.[/QUOTE]

    Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial.

    "where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!"

    That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone.



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    [QUOTE=32green;3968128]Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial.

    "where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!"

    That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone.



    :dunno:

    -[/QUOTE]

    They got an app for that?

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE]

    A trajectory app....so you can avoid the frog hop. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE]


    3B4me





    Baby Batter Buster.

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    I cant deny her, or she drops the Asian sad eye on me. It always works. I guess im out.

    See ya guys in a few years. Go jets in '11 and beyond!































    :(

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    Jeezuz, you already have the Irish twins, and now you're going for more?

    Time to seek some professional help.

    In the meantime, absolutely no baby batter up in there!

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3968124]LMFAO!!!!!![/QUOTE]

    +1 :yes: :yes:

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    I would never fit into my wife's underwear.

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