Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 33

Thread: Wha Happened ta J-J tread, Mon?

  1. #1
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like

    Question Wha Happened ta J-J tread, Mon?

    Que Pasta?

    (It's gone!).
    Brutal & nasty thread...but the most interesting read at JI now that the season's over!

    vanished in thin air?

    Moved to some other JI forum? (if so, tell me where, please).
    Has SAR been given a separate forum location now to publish his "writings"?

    input?
    anyone?

    Mods?

    Soothy the Emporer?

    Bueller?
    Last edited by Baddniss; 02-17-2011 at 12:10 AM.

  2. #2
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Posts
    15,093
    Post Thanks / Like
    whatchutalkinboutwillis?

  3. #3
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by JumbalayaJet View Post
    whatchutalkinboutwillis?
    The "J-J Does Atlantic City" thread has been yanked.
    While mean-spirited and down-right nasty at times, it was certainly entertaining for the rest of us.

    Tom, you must agree that these are otherwise boring times (until April & The Draft) for NFL die-hards...

  4. #4
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    2,450
    Post Thanks / Like
    check the Staten Island location of the board, It's there.

  5. #5
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    39,144
    Post Thanks / Like


    Triumph The Comedy Insult Dog doesn't get his own thread either, so fair is fair.

    SAR I

  6. #6
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Posts
    15,093
    Post Thanks / Like
    You mean Jay Mohr? I think I see it in the Garbage Dump. No idea why and no I'm not gonna investigate.

  7. #7
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    State Location Here
    Posts
    7,727
    Post Thanks / Like
    Didn't read it but heard about it. Did that dude really run out of here crying with his arms hanging straight down?

  8. #8
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Sunny SoCal
    Posts
    400
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post


    Triumph The Comedy Insult Dog doesn't get his own thread either, so fair is fair.

    SAR I
    But Triumph has a modicum of talent and a full head of natural hair.

  9. #9
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    39,144
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Didn't read it but heard about it. Did that dude really run out of here crying with his arms hanging straight down?
    Yes. And we really didn't say anything to warrant his over-reaction.

    SAR I

  10. #10
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like

    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    And we really didn't say anything to warrant his over-reaction.

    SAR I
    Now students...please identify the "odd" or mis-spoken word in the quote shown above...

    If you said it's the word "WE", you are 100% correct...

    Students, how would you properly correct the above-quoted sentence?

    Replace the word "we" with the word "I"....

    Right, SAR?

  11. #11
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like

    Question

    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    check the Staten Island location of the board, It's there.
    Are there still dumps in Staten Island?
    I thought all the rich Mafiosi live there now...no?

  12. #12
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    39,558
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Baddniss View Post
    Now students...please identify the "odd" or mis-spoken word in the quote shown above...

    If you said it's the word "WE", you are 100% correct...

    Students, how would you properly correct the above-quoted sentence?

    Replace the word "we" with the word "I"....

    Right, SAR?
    Pretty much. Some of us were busting Jays balls like we would do to...say...
    TImmmy, whom we like, but find ridiculous. Its the Hampur way.

    SAR posted as if Jay had wronged him somehow...it seemed oddly personal and vindictive.

    Weird.

  13. #13
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    742 Evergreen Terrace
    Posts
    10,680
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Pretty much. Some of us were busting Jays balls like we would do to...say...
    TImmmy, whom we like, but find ridiculous. Its the Hampur way.

    SAR posted as if Jay had wronged him somehow...it seemed oddly personal and vindictive.

    Weird.
    Link?

  14. #14
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Link?
    link = JI Dump

  15. #15
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    39,144
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Pretty much. Some of us were busting Jays balls like we would do to...say...
    TImmmy, whom we like, but find ridiculous. Its the Hampur way.

    SAR posted as if Jay had wronged him somehow...it seemed oddly personal and vindictive.

    Weird.
    Enough. Time to set the record straight:

    SAR posts the video of Jay Jay on Leno. Says "looks like Jerry Maguire was the peak".

    Sooth says "yeah, and he still makes more money than you".

    Jay Jay says "Gentlemen. Always play to the largest possible audience. What am I supposed to do? Go on Leno and be the guy that smashed Justin Bieber? Funny in the short term, money loss in the long term. Companies like to hire safe comics for corporate gigs."

    32green (that's you) writes: Did Lenny Bruce craft his material to secure corporate gigs? Does Gilbert Gottfried fake an old Jew's voice to secure corporate gigs? Did Emo Phillips bang Judy Tenuta to secure corporate gigs?

    SAR says "I drive a BMW". Talk then goes to auto leasing for about two pages. Things are okay.

    Jay Jay comes back. Posts "so who's coming to the show??????"

    32green (that's you) writes: Say what you want about that steroidal shemale....Carrot TOp would have put Justa Beaver in a headlock and choked her out for our entertainments...Corporate gigs be damned!!!!

    Jay Jay writes: "you completely missed my point"

    Badniss chimes in: "Booked in minus 5 degrees Atlantic City over SuperBowl weekend! The dude should be ridin' high in DALLAS next weekend with all the playa's...booked at ReUnion Arena, 2 sold out shows in front of 18,000 on both Fri & Sat nites. Tell your agent to WAKE UP & get to work..."

    SAR, a day or two later, reports back: "There are millions more fans in your target demographic that would have worshiped you had you pwned Bieber than there are fans outside your target demographic that appreciate the fact that you took it easy on the kid. If, say, your audience is made up of 35-55 year olds, well, you just were spanked by a twerp and made to look irrelevant. You'd have been a YouTube sensation for ripping him to shreds, making the teen girls in the audience enraged, getting Leno to throw you off the stage. An edgy comic should, you know, be edgy. Normally I wouldn't be so bold as to tell a TV star how to strategize his career, but then again I do lease a BMW so I think I have legs to stand on here."

    32green (that's you) responds to SAR: "Didnt he say the demographic he is appealing to... is anyone booking corporate gigs? I guess he tried edgy and it didnt pay the bills. Heck, Leno hit paydirt the second he turned into a bland, pandering arse kissing hack.

    SAR responds to TJ&TW: "As a sitcom actor, Mr. Mohr is pretty good, stringing along a bunch of "B" shows for a nice bit of a run. Nice bank, hot wife, well played. But as a stand-up comedian, well, not the same thing. I mean, is there even a stand-up industry any more? Who goes to these things? Is there a single comic you could say you just have to go see these days? Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, even Andrew Dice Clay had a bit of a buzz. No such thing today."

    escamother2: "I've seen Jay's stand-up plenty of times. He's talented and very funny. He just bombed on Leno with Justin Bieber because he wasn't true to himself. That was my biggest issue."

    Jay Jay reappears, does his best SBIII impersonation: "It still amazes me when people heckle the comedian onstage and think they are "helping".
    B rated actor, lousy career, dying stand up career. A ton of laughs and a real help. Soothe was trying to get a Jetsinsider roadie together and I went ahead and organized a meet and greet just for the guys on the site afterwards at the casino. How wrong of me to try and get some Jets fans together to share some laughs. The show WILL be a sell out. As will foxwoods and the shows after that. Bunch of freaking internet bullies. I CAN take it mind you. I just shouldn't have to. Wanna know what I was doing when I read your insults? I was minding my own f ucking business.
    This site had gone the way of many, many fan sites before it. It took a long, slow deliberate turn towards negativity and nastiness. You all have the luxury of being anonymous on here. I don't. So I will tap out and leave it to all of you helpers. LATER: JON FERGUSON COX MOHR"

    SAR might have been a bit harsh, but at least he was being honest, not kissing ass.

    Oh, and he wasn't (ahem, 32green that's you) alone.

    SAR I

  16. #16
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    2,450
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Baddniss View Post
    Are there still dumps in Staten Island?
    I thought all the rich Mafiosi live there now...no?
    I grew up there, but haven't been back in years. There were always rich mafioso there. I think the only reason they closed the dumps is because they ran out of room.

  17. #17
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    9,807
    Post Thanks / Like

    Cool

    I gotta admit, the thought of Carrot-top grabbing little BeBe and putting him in a headlock on national TV would be potentially the funniest network Moment-of-the-Year occurance that I can imagine....national headlines everywhere...tabloids..etc

    as hysterical as that sounds, maybe jay just isnt quite ready for such a radical (yet funny) maneuver...

    (I could also see Charlie Sheen doing it).

    Oh well Jay, just mark it up as a missed opportunity for MAJOR world-wide media spotlight/attention. No problem, those kind of things come along all the time...

    I still enjoy all of your work...B.
    Last edited by Baddniss; 02-17-2011 at 11:42 PM.

  18. #18
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    9,387
    Post Thanks / Like
    Jay is a comedian. Dude's one of the funniest guys out there and it's not even close. I appreciate what he does. And I still crack up whenever I see a replay of that mafia movie he was in on TV.

  19. #19
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Paris, France
    Posts
    12,380
    Post Thanks / Like
    I'm Mélanie Laurent. Seriously.

    I just wanted you guys to know that.

  20. #20
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    1,209
    Post Thanks / Like
    Two questions:

    1. Was that thread for real?

    2. What's up with the stupid BMW we keep hearing about?

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us