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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3966495]At my previous job, I subscribed my Head of HR to a gay porn mag, delivered to his desk.

    hehe[/QUOTE]

    we did that in high school. had stuff from gay places in Village Voice ads sent to a guy's house

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    PK, I feel your pain bro. I got a similar situation on my hands as well. Only difference is he is a snitch and likes to tounge the a-holes of everyone at work. Once he realizes that someone is of no value on the corporate ladder, he pretty much refuses to help them.

    So, if you don't mind, I'd like to blow off a little steam right now:



    <---------------------- F*** Y** A******. Your day will come pal....

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    [QUOTE=MACPAC;3966485]Agree 100%, " I reported him 6 months ago" :O[/QUOTE]

    If someone was calling your wife/daughter a "stupid b*tch" and work and telling her how her lip gloss reminds him of his GF after a hot and heavy night, would you want someone to say something?


    [QUOTE=Timmy]I would suggest bombarding him with little people emails and snail mail. Call places like Clothes for Little People, Little People Have Rights, The JStokes Foundation for Little People and have him put on the mailing/email list. Leave Messages at these places and request a call back leaving- your number and your co-workers numbers . When he returns from lunch announce loudly that
    Little People Have Rights called and they want him to call back right away.

    File a report under his name ,with whoever, stating that your employer discriminates against little people and the doorknobs in the office "were placed at a height for giants".

    That kind of stuff.[/QUOTE]

    Winner!!

    You're a f*cking genius, Timmy. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3966507]If someone was calling your wife/daughter a "stupid b*tch" and work and telling her how her lip gloss reminds him of his GF after a hot and heavy night, would you want someone to say something?




    Winner!!

    You're a f*cking genius, Timmy. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    don't forget, everything leaves a trail these days. Ask Brett Favre...and every Hampur member in about five years.

    IP address changers can be had for $29.95 or $4.95 per month.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3966507]If someone was calling your wife/daughter a "stupid b*tch" and work and telling her how her lip gloss reminds him of his GF after a hot and heavy night, would you want someone to say something?
    [/QUOTE]

    Not fer nuthin, then it should have been the ladies who went to HR and reported it. But women just like to ***** about things, and never actually solve the problem they're *****ing about. Then there'd be nothing to ***** about.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3966494]did i tattle on someone?[/QUOTE]

    No, read his post again. Look at who he is talking to.

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    [QUOTE=MACPAC;3966516]No, read his post again. Look at who he is talking to.[/QUOTE]

    I was paged at end...didn't know what that meant

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3966495]At my previous job, I subscribed my Head of HR to a gay porn mag, delivered to his desk.

    hehe[/QUOTE]


    LOL well done.

    Subscribe his email address to get newsletters from every offensive and not safe for work website you can think of. Basically all of the sites you're currently signed up for. :P


    Seriously how large is this company?
    Think of the last few people that have been fired and what were they fired for?
    Do you have any access at all to his computer when he leaves the office?
    Is there a LAN guy there that hates him as much as you?

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3966522]

    Subscribe his email address to get newsletters from every offensive and not safe for work website you can think of.

    [/QUOTE]

    You have to be really careful these days - with internet harassment.
    Again, IP address changer-it can slow your computer down, so only use when needed.

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    You guys are going about this all wrong.

    PK - first thing you do is this. Approach the guy in front of his subordinates, preferably the ones he's an uber dooshnozzle to. Tell him that the bad blood between the two of you has to come to a stop. You realize it's creating a toxic work environment and you want to bury the hatchet. Essentially kiss his a$s and tell him you want to make peace.

    Next, wait. Become buddy-buddy with him if possible. Dude needs to let his guard down around you and stop obsessing over you.

    Now its the revenge phase. You need to figure out exactly how to really destroy this guy. I would swipe something very valuable to someone who oversees him. Plant it on or in his desk. Obviously make sure you have an alibi in case he assumes the fix is in courtesy of you. Basically get the motherf$cker fired. All the while, you're the guy that was the better man and tried to make peace....

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3966507]If someone was calling your wife/daughter a "stupid b*tch" and work and telling her how her lip gloss reminds him of his GF after a hot and heavy night, would you want someone to say something?




    Winner!!

    You're a f*cking genius, Timmy. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Had that happen when my 14 year old was 9. A 15 year old boy from down the street was saying some very nasty things to her. Sent her home crying several times. I spoke with his parents several times and they told me that their boy was perfect and that my daughter had to be lying even though I told him I had seen him do it.

    Long story short I told my buddy about it over beers one day. He asked if there was a good day that someone could meet this fellow and chat with him. Told him he walks home from school every day down this street. He said you may want to find a spot to watch on tuesday as I have arranged a meeting for our young friend. I told him not to hurt the kid.

    Tuesday came and sure enough my friends son 16 years old and 3 of his buddies 16 year old also stopped the SOB and had a chat with him. That was 5 years ago and the little #rick has never said one word to her to this day :D

    His parents have never spoke with me either as they think I am a physico. :)

    Don't #uck with women of any age is my policy.

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    [QUOTE=MACPAC;3966530]Had that happen when my 14 year old was 9. A 15 year old boy from down the street was saying some very nasty things to her. Sent her home crying several times. I spoke with his parents several times and they told me that their boy was perfect and that my daughter had to be lying even though I told him I had seen him do it.

    Long story short I told my buddy about it over beers one day. He asked if there was a good day that someone could meet this fellow and chat with him. Told him he walks home from school every day down this street. He said you may want to find a spot to watch on tuesday as I have arranged a meeting for our young friend. I told him not to hurt the kid.

    Tuesday came and sure enough my friends son 16 years old and 3 of his buddies 16 year old also stopped the SOB and had a chat with him. That was 5 years ago and the little #rick has never said one word to her to this day :D

    His parents have never spoke with me either as they think I am a physico. :)

    Don't #uck with women of any age is my policy.[/QUOTE]


    Awesomeness. Any punk sends any of my girls home crying, they will rue the day. Nice job ;)

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    and of course there's always the American cesspool - Craigslist

    ads with well hung, "special" showers....reasonable rates

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3966515]Not fer nuthin, then it should have been the ladies who went to HR and reported it. But women just like to ***** about things, and never actually solve the problem they're *****ing about. Then there'd be nothing to ***** about.[/QUOTE]

    Not exactly. Most women don't say anything because they believe (and in this case, entirely for good reason) that nothing will get done, they'll have to work in a hostile environment and they'll just look like ball-busting b*tches. Most women won't even say anything to their significant others because they don't want their BF or husbands to go to their job and beat someones head in and then lose their jobs. They figure they can work through it and should just be happy they have a job in the first place.

    [QUOTE=Fishooked]Seriously how large is this company?
    Think of the last few people that have been fired and what were they fired for?
    Do you have any access at all to his computer when he leaves the office?
    Is there a LAN guy there that hates him as much as you?[/QUOTE]

    Not very big... about 150-200 employees. And it takes a miracle for someone to get fired. And of course I have access to his computer, been holding on to that wild card for a couple years now :D


    [QUOTE=Ha Ha Ha]You guys are going about this all wrong.

    PK - first thing you do is this. Approach the guy in front of his subordinates, preferably the ones he's an uber dooshnozzle to. Tell him that the bad blood between the two of you has to come to a stop. You realize it's creating a toxic work environment and you want to bury the hatchet. Essentially kiss his a$s and tell him you want to make peace.

    Next, wait. Become buddy-buddy with him if possible. Dude needs to let his guard down around you and stop obsessing over you.

    Now its the revenge phase. You need to figure out exactly how to really destroy this guy. I would swipe something very valuable to someone who oversees him. Plant it on or in his desk. Obviously make sure you have an alibi in case he assumes the fix is in courtesy of you. Basically get the motherf$cker fired. All the while, you're the guy that was the better man and tried to make peace....[/QUOTE]

    See. This is why I came here and asked you guys. Brilliant :D
    Last edited by PlumberKhan; 02-24-2011 at 12:27 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;3966484]Do you have access to black tar heroin, chloroform and the body of dead hooker?[/QUOTE]

    this is a good start. I don't know why people say you're stupid.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3966449]Extremely lewd comments to some of his female subordinates. Called one of them a "stupid b*tch" a few times. Showing a video on his phone of his GF masturbating to some of the maintenance guys while some of the interns we in the office. I said something to him twice to cool it...that a couple of them had approached me and said that they wanted to quit because they felt uncomfortable working around him. He figured out who had said something to me and then was passive aggressive to them for months. When I asked him to cool it, he told me that me, of all people, shouldn't be throwing stones. I explained that my "office inappropriateness" was a little different. I drop a few f-bombs, listen to death metal and don't follow the company dress code.

    And when I reported him, I didn't do it behind his back. He was sitting right there in the meeting. He of course, got all defensive and said everything was taken out of context. When it was obvious the a**hole wouldn't get fired, the girls that initially complained didn't want to say anything on record with the HR guy (can't say I blame them...he controls their workload and has a long history of using that to make people's lives miserable).

    After the meeting, he approached me in the hallway and told me to stay out of his way (which I have)...but now he's making things a bit more personal.

    He's been here a pretty long time and kisses the right a**es....that's why he's still here.[/QUOTE]

    lol. this is the **** you signed up for when you sold out and went corporate.

    the swill goes sour every once in a while.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3966543]this is a good start. I don't know why people say you're stupid.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3966513]don't forget, everything leaves a trail these days. Ask Brett Favre...and every Hampur member in about five years.

    IP address changers can be had for $29.95 or $4.95 per month.[/QUOTE]

    n00b. there are tons of free web portals. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3966536]Awesomeness. Any punk sends any of my girls home crying, they will rue the day. Nice job ;)[/QUOTE]


    Best part was they "didn't lay a hand on him". Told him that the little girl had no brothers and since her dad is not allowed to touch you that he and his buddies would be acting as her big brothers. If she ever calls me crying again (little lie :P) that they would find him again in that very spot and there would be no more talking :cool:

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