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  1. #21
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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3967645]Thanks brah.

    Do you want to go back to my place?[/QUOTE]

    I'll bring the hibachi.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3967426]I guess that means JStokes will be the altar boy.[/QUOTE]

    I will not work the altar with Stokes as I was, admittedly, a terrible altar boy.
    My move was spacing out while the priest held the big host in the air and failing to ring the tiny set of bells by my side on time. Hard to say how late I was, all of a sudden I'd sense something was wrong and snap back into reality. I was known well for this.

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    btw, I've seen the Hampur a hell of a lot worse than this. a lot worse.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3967657]btw, I've seen the Hampur a hell of a lot worse than this. a lot worse.[/QUOTE]

    This entire site was a creative cluster f**k yesterday. At one point, I clicked on "New Posts" and there were two.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3967656]I will not work the altar with Stokes.[/QUOTE]

    Of course not. We need someone with a sloped shoulder up in the belfry.

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    We ought to make the service multi-denominational. FF2® can coordinate the Kaddish portion, Dirtstar will handle the Pagan/Wiccan aspects, and maybe Tokyo has a contact with a Shinto priestess.

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    It's not a good sign when "Kelly" starts posting in teh Hampur. :(

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3967681] a Shinto priestess.[/QUOTE]

    Of course you'd want to besmirch one of them. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3967683]Of course you'd want to besmirch one of them. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    I would only involve myself if anointing of the priestess (shown in image below) with scented oils was necessary for the ceremony.

    [URL=http://img28.imageshack.us/i/b675f2064t1003163de25aa.jpg/][IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9077/b675f2064t1003163de25aa.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    This may be required.

    [IMG]http://s4.hubimg.com/u/696611_f520.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3967682]It's not a good sign when "Kelly" starts posting in teh Hampur. :([/QUOTE]

    Would you rather have DWC? But yea I agree, Kenny is an arsehole.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3967685]I would only involve myself if anointing of the priestess (shown in image below) with scented oils was necessary for the ceremony.

    [URL=http://img28.imageshack.us/i/b675f2064t1003163de25aa.jpg/][IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9077/b675f2064t1003163de25aa.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Is it bad that I automatically start searching for "man features" when I see photos of hot asian chicks?

    I'm not saying I'm searching for man features in general, I am saying that there are alot of tranny asian types so... I am highly suspicious.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3967706]Is it bad that I automatically start searching for "man features" when I see photos of hot asian chicks?

    I'm not saying I'm searching for man features in general, I am saying that there are alot of tranny asian types so... I am highly suspicious.[/QUOTE]

    I can't imagine what you're looking at. That's Takako Kitahara, a famous AV actress who is most definitely female.

    [URL=http://img16.imageshack.us/i/358kf.jpg/][IMG]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3313/358kf.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=32green;3967706]Is it bad that I automatically start searching for "man features" when I see photos of hot asian chicks?

    I'm not saying I'm searching for man features in general, I am saying that there are alot of tranny asian types so... I am highly suspicious.[/QUOTE]

    Been burned before haven't you?

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3967725]I can't imagine what you're looking at. That's Takako Kitahara, a famous AV actress who is most definitely female.

    [URL=http://img16.imageshack.us/i/358kf.jpg/][IMG]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3313/358kf.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=FF2®;3967731]Been burned before haven't you?[/QUOTE]

    No, I'm saying Thailand is a wierd place.

    :dunno:


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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3967731]Been burned before haven't you?[/QUOTE]


    [QUOTE=32green;3967761]No, I'm saying Thailand is a wierd place.

    :dunno:


    -[/QUOTE]

    Pol Pot used to say the same thing about Polish chicks. Guess it's an oriental/occidental thing. :D

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