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    [QUOTE=32green;3968225]Omg...Kirk Douglas vs. Dick Clark.

    I thought of it first.

    [B]Rock em SOckem Strokebotz[/B]




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    LOL... oh jeez

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    [QUOTE=32green;3968225]Omg...Kirk Douglas vs. Dick Clark.

    I thought of it first.

    Rock em SOckem Strokebotz




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    at least you left Michael J Fox out of it, because you're a class act

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    [QUOTE=Tyler Durden;3968224]why bother posting?[/QUOTE]

    Why not?

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    this is painful to watch

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    Kurt Douglas is old as sh*t!!

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3968228]at least you left Michael J Fox out of it, because you're a class act[/QUOTE]

    He's not eligible, he didnt have a stroke you s'penis.


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    This is actually pretty funny

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    This Leo chick has some legs and arse.


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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3968228]at least you left Michael J Fox out of it, because you're a class act[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/unsonny/july25th/1189736444311.gif[/IMG]

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    At this rate this ****in thing will be over at 2:30AM.

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    These actors have no public speaking ability.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3968236]At this right this ****in thing will be over at 2:30AM.[/QUOTE]

    Which is why I bought 3 boxes of Cheez-Its® for tonite.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;3968237]These actors have no public speaking ability.[/QUOTE]

    Worst speeches since the Flying nun chick.

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    Mila Kunis does not look that good tonight.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3968238]Which is why I bought 3 boxes of Cheez-Its® for tonite.[/QUOTE]

    OMFG!!!! The white cheddar ones???????

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    [QUOTE=32green;3968234]This Leo chick has some legs and arse.


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    spent much of her childhood in a Vermont commune




    this is crappy so far. i predict it will be hailed as one of the worst. i wanted to knock out the first winner of the night for his longwinded stuttering acceptance. I'm yelling at these people like I carry on while driving my car.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3968238]Which is why I bought 3 boxes of Cheez-Its® for tonite.[/QUOTE]

    Eat a handful every time a scripted joke bombs.

    You'll be through a box and a half in 5 minutes.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;3968240]Mila Kunis does not look that good tonight.[/QUOTE]

    Is your tv broked or sumthin?

    She looks good to me.

    WTH is best animated short?

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3968238]Which is why I bought 3 boxes of Cheez-Its® for tonite.[/QUOTE]

    I am a huge fan of the ®

    Just thought i would let you know. :yes:

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    Why do these weirdos get a speech?

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