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    [QUOTE=Big L;3968797]Is it like a plastic bag and they're all mushed in together like chicken parts, with a date written on it in Sharpie, keep it in the freezer? Or is it like a paper bag and theyre stickin out of it like bagettes? You went shoppin, bringin home a bag of dicks for the kids?[/QUOTE]

    [url]http://eatabagofdicks.com/[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3968607]then it hit me, the jailhouse interviews I've seen with Charles Manson. Not as bad, but the same darting eyes and constant shuffling - side to side-forward and back.

    Both my parents have been in the hospital a few times, I've often arrived just as they were coming to. They had a crazy look in their eye, like they weren't the people I knew. They were talking to me and sounded fine, but you could tell the brain wasn't quite back to normal. Sheen has that look.

    Sad to see a man self-destructing.[/QUOTE]
    He's trying to justify his drug use; he doesn't realize that he looks ridculous; but he gets so much tail that he's a folk legend instead of a pitiable human.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3968799][url]http://eatabagofdicks.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

    Top notch MSPaint skills right there.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3968763]He'll get no pity from me. It's not like he hasn't had the opportunities to turn his life around - or the resources.
    He can eat a bag of dicks.[/QUOTE]

    Did Charlie pee in your Wheaties?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3968632]that's basically a tie[/QUOTE]

    After the weekend I had, I might be inclined to agree with you... :D

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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;3968704]His twitchy look is due to the big rail he did minutes prior to the interview. Coke and pros, Charlies living the 80's all over agian![/QUOTE]

    Snorting wingy is for cheaters, he needs to start mainlining.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;3968811]Did Charlie pee in your Wheaties?[/QUOTE]

    Its Monday and he's a douche.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3968799][URL]http://eatabagofdicks.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]


    LOLZS :D

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    Oh God, this is GREAT. This interview is awesome. He is a mess, dude looks awful.

    "I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA."
    Last edited by RageATL; 02-28-2011 at 05:53 PM.

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    Similar train wreck on Good Morning America

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM[/url]

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    At 2:20..."I was banging 7-gram rocks..."

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM[/url]

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    [QUOTE=RageATL;3969031]At 2:20..."I was banging 7-gram rocks..."

    [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM[/URL][/QUOTE]


    And the part where he says 'he's done' is laughable

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    :thumbup:"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning":thumbup:

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    [QUOTE=TokyoJetsFan;3969111]:thumbup:"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning":thumbup:[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lol_wut1.jpg[/IMG]

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    He just doesn't give a fvck!

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    A reality show with Charlie Sheen and Moammar Khadafy as roomates would be the best show in TV history.

    Make it happen.

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    I think the guy is clean, and will remain clean for the rest of his life.

    I think he's right, you just flick a switch in your head and you go from addict to non-addict.

    I look foreward to the book.

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    [QUOTE=McKnight25;3969235]I think the guy is clean, and will remain clean for the rest of his life.

    I think he's right, you just flick a switch in your head and you go from addict to non-addict.

    I look foreward to the funeral.[/QUOTE]

    Fixed.

    Most guys I heard rambling like this were in handcuffs or behind bars.

    Dont know how he can repeatedly admit his drug abuse publicly and not get targeted by LE for arrest. He has to have suppliers, enablers, runners...

    Huge double standard at play here.


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    If CNN was smart, they would replace that snooze fest Piers Morgan with Charlie Sheen.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3969248]Fixed.

    Most guys I heard rambling like this were in handcuffs or behind bars.

    Dont know how he can repeatedly admit his drug abuse publicly and not get targeted by LE for arrest. He has to have suppliers, enablers, runners...

    Huge double standard at play here.


    -[/QUOTE]

    You're right.

    He should just pop Oxy's like candy like the rest of middle america.

    OH NOES!!!

    I HAVES THE RESTLEG LEGS!!!

    Let me "ask my doctor" for a pill.

    OH NOES!!!!

    I CAN'T F*CK MY SEA HAG OF A WIFE ANYMORE!!

    Let me "ask my doctor" for a pill.

    OH NOES!!

    I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS CAUSE I ATE TOO MANY HAMBURGERS!!

    Let me "ask my doctor" for a pill.




    :rolleyes::D


    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U[/url]
    Last edited by PlumberKhan; 02-28-2011 at 10:33 PM.

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