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    [QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3970772]Those are hummingbird feeders, more than likely strategically placed for her to view whilst sitting on her toilet during those [B]involuntary bowel movements[/B] these classy bro-ads are so often blessed with post career.

    The lil guys gave her comfort.[/QUOTE]

    I wish I could unknow this.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3970763]

    [IMG]http://bassoonjedi.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/no-teeth-guy1.jpg[/IMG]

    this guy[/QUOTE]


    The only thing missing there is a "Found at 16H" sign taped to his forehead.

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3970774]I wish I could unknow this.[/QUOTE]

    The unintended consequences of your perverted indulgences?

    I guess you stopped noticing the difference between a smile and a grimace... looooooong ago.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3970861]The unintended consequences of your perverted indulgences?

    I guess you stopped noticing the difference between a smile and a grimace... looooooong ago.
    -[/QUOTE]

    Eh. It's not my ahole so I don't care, but next time I'm jerkin' the gherkin, I'll definitely have the flash-forward thought of a 50 year old former "anal queen" who has to wear a diaper.

    If you notice the expressions on someone's face and have an emotion about them one way or another it will be harder to kill that person once they've turned into a zombie.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3970877] next time I'm jerkin' the gherkin, I'll definitely have the flash-forward thought of a 50 year old former "anal queen" who has to wear a diaper.

    [/QUOTE]

    She prolly had that cigarette voice too, so dont forget to imagine that deep hollow grunting as she splashes her leakage into the absorbent padding... and the ciggy hanging out of the side of her withered lips as she duck waddles into the can for a quick change.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3970861]

    [IMG]http://bassoonjedi.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/no-teeth-guy1.jpg[/IMG]



    The only thing missing there is a "Found at 16H" sign taped to his forehead.


    -[/QUOTE]

    or

    "where is this 16H party I've heard so much about...ahh f* it, I'm freezing"
    Last edited by Timmy®; 03-02-2011 at 03:09 PM.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3970901]She prolly had that cigarette voice too, so dont forget to imagine that deep hollow grunting as she splashes her leakage into the absorbent padding... and the ciggy hanging out of the side of her withered lips as she duck waddles into the can for a quick change.[/QUOTE]

    If Marilyn Chambers' end-of-life trailer is any indication, there will be no waddling or leaving of the futon.

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    Sheen is too busy looking at that hot little minx, porn star Bree Olson. And, if a Google search interests you, she is obviously also quite adept with backdoor high jinx.

    [URL=http://img823.imageshack.us/i/le93376626a4649bea075de.jpg/][IMG]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3797/le93376626a4649bea075de.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://img51.imageshack.us/i/breeolsonworldsbiggestw.jpg/][IMG]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6434/breeolsonworldsbiggestw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3970912][URL=http://img683.imageshack.us/i/o236751280x768.jpg/][IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6092/o236751280x768.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Thing is, no soap was added to that tub. She merely farted after a scene.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3970922]Thing is, no soap was added to that tub. She merely farted after a scene.[/QUOTE]

    Shut yr FOOK up!!

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3970923]Shut yr FOOK up!![/QUOTE]

    Who's man enough to drink that bath water?

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    [QUOTE=southside;3970924]Who's man enough to drink that bath water?[/QUOTE]

    As long as I'm in charge of cleaning the tub, and I get to defile Bree in any way I see fit, sign me up.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3970923]Shut yr FOOK up!![/QUOTE]

    lolz

    [QUOTE=southside;3970924]Who's man enough to drink that bath water?[/QUOTE]

    Not me. Too much Mr. Marcus in there.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3970923]Shut yr FOOK up!![/QUOTE]


    :D :D

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