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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3972833]Of course; he makes them in his factory. :rimshot:[/QUOTE]

    All kidding aside, I hope JT abandons the gauche attire he wore in that, now infamous, photo. (Billowy red robe of all things with that hair line and body type? Please, girl.) I see his strength in simple, diaphanous, chemises and maybe a neutral toned capri pant.

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    Last version -


    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/MRTHEENGS-3.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3972849]Last version -

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    oh I'm sure:D

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3972849]Last version -


    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/MRTHEENGS-3.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I think the flashing colors are depreciating JT's lovely, natural (some might argue, "flawless") skin tone.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972844]All kidding aside, I hope JT abandons the gauche attire he wore in that, now infamous, photo. (Billowy red robe of all things with that hair line and body type? Please, girl.) I see his strength in simple, diaphanous, chemises and maybe a neutral toned capri pant.[/QUOTE]

    That hair line is no more :( As for the body type, I weighed more when that picture was taken than I do now.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972859]I think the flashing colors are depreciating JT's lovely, natural (some might argue, "flawless") skin tone.[/QUOTE]

    A compliment? :eek:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3972866]That hair line is no more :( As for the body type, [B]I weighed more when that picture was taken than I do now.[/B][/QUOTE]

    All the more reason to embrace form fitting garments. Let me know if I can recommend a good [I]couturier[/I].

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972873] [I]couturier[/I].[/QUOTE]

    sounds like one of the dildos he manufactures

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972873]All the more reason to embrace form fitting garments. Let me know if I can recommend a good [I]couturier[/I].[/QUOTE]

    I don't have the waifish, beanpole legs of a frou-frou Chelsea denizen to pull off "skinny" jeans and even if I did, I'm more than happy with my haberdasher.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3972881]sounds like one of the dildos he manufactures[/QUOTE]

    LOL. Comes complete with a tulle pouch.

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    [QUOTE=Beerfish;3972201][IMG]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ehxdlAlHQ[/IMG]
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    Wow, and all this time I thought it was Merlin Olsen that toured with Liberace.

    Good to know.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972844]All kidding aside, I hope JT abandons the gauche attire he wore in that, now infamous, photo. (Billowy red robe of all things with that hair line and body type? Please, girl.) I see his strength in simple, [B]diaphanous[/B], chemises and maybe a neutral toned capri pant.[/QUOTE]

    She was singing from her [I]diaphragm![/I]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3972859]I think the flashing colors are depreciating JT's lovely, natural (some might argue, "flawless") skin tone.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3972867]A compliment? :eek:[/QUOTE]

    No, he's saying your face resembles a babys' a s s.



    :dunno:


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    [QUOTE=32green;3972932]No, he's saying your face resembles a babys' a s s.



    :dunno:


    -[/QUOTE]

    There is not a soupçon of truth in 32's comment, JT. Although I'm sure that part of you has but a gossamer of downy thatch.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3973075]There is not a soupçon of truth in 32's comment, JT. Although I'm sure that part of you has but a gossamer of downy thatch.[/QUOTE]

    Oh, I loov a gossamer of downey thatch! Edna Blackston showed me hers in her Mum's bedroom when we were both kippers!

    Now I go home to Salt and Pepper Brillo.

    Stiff upper lip!!

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3973075]There is not a soupçon of truth in 32's comment, JT. Although I'm sure that part of you has but a gossamer of downy thatch.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3973085]Oh, I loov a gossamer of downey thatch! Edna Blackston showed me hers in her Mum's bedroom when we were both kippers!

    Now I go home to Salt and Pepper Brillo.

    Stiff upper lip!![/QUOTE]

    lolz

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3973085]Oh, I loov a gossamer of downey thatch! Edna Blackston showed me hers in her Mum's bedroom when we were both kippers!

    Now I go home to Salt and Pepper Brillo.

    Stiff upper lip!![/QUOTE]

    You're starting to worry me. I'm sending over some beers and food from La Cumbre to quell your descent into semi-madness. I'm also checking your liquor cache and removing any absinthe.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3973088] I'm also checking your liquor cache and removing any absinthe.[/QUOTE]

    Let me know if you find that his absinthe... is absinthe.

    We'll justh get him thum more.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3973085]Oh, I loov a gossamer of downey thatch! Edna Blackston showed me hers in her Mum's bedroom when we were both kippers!

    Now I go home to Salt and Pepper Brillo.

    Stiff upper lip!![/QUOTE]
    Cheerio!



    lmao

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3973085]Oh, I loov a gossamer of downey thatch! Edna Blackston showed me hers in her Mum's bedroom when we were both kippers!

    Now I go home to Salt and Pepper Brillo.

    Stiff upper lip!![/QUOTE]

    disturbing whilst festooned with hilarity! :cool:

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