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Thread: Little lit--the neighborhood wives (MILFS) are moving in

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    Little lit--the neighborhood wives (MILFS) are moving in

    Going to the matrtess. GF not totally pleased :D

    Animal, what's going on?

    You couldn't'ned have drunk as musc as us.

    Wild boar raviolii, Zin and neiborhood wives on the prowl.

    _

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    Zin + wild boar ravioli + milfs - gf / height = Stokes + winning

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    God you must feel 6 feet tall right now!

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    Stokes cavorting amongst the Milfs?

    These things have a way of getting out in a small town.

    He'll stick out like a sore thumb.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3973629]Little lit[/QUOTE]

    I get it.

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    You have me flummoxed, JS. Did you wind up making out, or flirting excessively, with one of the MILFs? Also, was ravioli purchased or house made?

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    [QUOTE=32green;3973676]Stokes cavorting amongst the Milfs?

    These things have a way of getting out in a small town.

    He'll stick out like a Little Thumb.

    -[/QUOTE]


    fixed


    [IMG]http://pelicanpub.com/prodimages/1565547543.jpg[/IMG]

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    What did I tell you? Do not buy "Tiger DNA" on craigslist.

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    [IMG]http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4365/thisthreadisuselesswith.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3973775]fixed


    [IMG]http://pelicanpub.com/prodimages/1565547543.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    WTF.....Is that kid a double amputee?


    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3974014]WTF.....Is that kid a double amputee?


    :eek:[/QUOTE]


    so that's why Strokes is so short.

    makes sense.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3973629]Going to the matrtess. GF not totally pleased :D

    Animal, what's going on?

    You couldn't'ned have drunk as musc as us.

    Wild boar raviolii, Zin and neiborhood wives on the prowl.

    _[/QUOTE]

    I was probably more hammered than you last night. Rough day today, ugh. Would have made a thread but I don't think I could have figured it out last night. It was my birthday (thanks for the thread, FF2!) so my friends took me to a mexican joint in Norwalk and loaded me up with tequila, then brought me to the Lumberyard in Georgetown and was given a free yard glass of beer....ugh. Still trying to figure out why I ache so much, probably from the violent vomiting...

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3973629]Going to the matrtess. GF not totally pleased :D

    Animal, what's going on?

    You couldn't'ned have drunk as musc as us.

    Wild boar raviolii, Zin and neiborhood wives on the prowl.

    _[/QUOTE]

    AND?! We're waiting....

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    People, please. Can we stop with the "I'm drunk and can spell the tread title perfectly, byt as shoon as i get to the mesasgge i can'y type wortyh a shyt" threads?

    Honestly. :shakehead

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    [QUOTE=32green;3973676]He'll stick out like Tom Thumb.

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    The Zinfindel, I bringz it!

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3974159][IMG]http://www.grow-inches-taller.com/a/images/TallWomanShortMan.jpg[/IMG]

    The Zinfindel, I bringz it![/QUOTE]

    :rotfl:

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3974159][IMG]http://www.grow-inches-taller.com/a/images/TallWomanShortMan.jpg[/IMG]

    The Zinfindel, I bringz it![/QUOTE]
    LMFAO !

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    [QUOTE=ReleasetheAnimal;3974059]I was probably more hammered than you last night. Rough day today, ugh. Would have made a thread but I don't think I could have figured it out last night. It was my birthday (thanks for the thread, FF2!) so my friends took me to a mexican joint in Norwalk and loaded me up with tequila, then brought me to the Lumberyard in Georgetown and was given a free yard glass of beer....ugh. Still trying to figure out why I ache so much, probably from the violent vomiting...[/QUOTE]


    LOL. happy belated, ReleaseTheVomit :D

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3974159][IMG]http://www.grow-inches-taller.com/a/images/TallWomanShortMan.jpg[/IMG]

    The Zinfindel, I bringz it![/QUOTE]

    oh no



    :eek:



    lmao


    :D:D

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    Wow, did I feel like a bag of dicks yesterday.

    Went out for dinner with some couples Sat nite and ended up hitting a cheater restaurant/bar for drinks afterwards and a bunch of other neighborhood folk were there, some with and some without spouses (some pretty attractive MILFs). Quite a bit of flirtatious behavior ensued, my not having seen some of them in a while.

    I was pretty festooned (martini’s at my house and several bottles of good Zinfandel at the 2 restaurants) but other than some lingering hugs all around and many kisses goodbye, I was well behaved—given my GF was right there. She did raise an eyebrow or 2 at some of the goodbyes. :D

    Sorry, nobody took any pics, and yes, this thread is useless for the lack thereof. Way too much wine, but the Wild Boar Ravioli were DELICIOUS.

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