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  1. #21
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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3974476]Oh noes! What am I going to do now?! [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/IndianaJones.gif[/IMG]

    Likewise, doosh. :rolleyes:

    I have more important things to deal with.
    It's pretty evident that you don't, sitting around, hitting F5, and getting mad.[/QUOTE]

    Go earn your stipend, worker boy.

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    [QUOTE=McKnight25;3974484]Go earn your stipend, worker boy.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leot0hcdyk1qdlkgg.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3974488][IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leot0hcdyk1qdlkgg.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    roflmfao!

    Oh my goodness!

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    [QUOTE=McKnight25;3974484]Go earn your stipend, worker boy.[/QUOTE]

    Don't call me boy, you freakin' sociopath.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3974501]Don't call me boy, you freakin' sociopath.[/QUOTE]

    OK, now you're starting to bring teh funny.

    It's like pulling teeth from you guys.
    Last edited by McKnight25; 03-07-2011 at 03:29 PM.

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    Here, read this for your entertainment...I spent 5 minutes posting this in the "where have you done it" thread and didn't get ONE response because JT decided to post his gay red robe picture right after my post :steamin: I think it deserves special attention for the effort I put in writing it...and since this thread has been derailed:


    [QUOTE]Looong story but pretty good...when my girlfriend (now wife) and I were home from college one summer, I was dropping her off at her parents house around midnight. I wanted some nookie but didn't feel like going into the house so I said let's just make it quick and jump into the backseat of the car. We turned the motor off so her parents wouldn't hear the car running in the driveway but it was really hot that night so we left the air and radio on. Just as we finished the deed, I saw a police car drive slowly down the street. Knowing our small town cops had nothing better to do, I had a feeling this would become a problem so as soon as the car passed, I jumped out of the car and hid behind some bushes while I tried to quickly pull my boxers and pants up over my shoes. While this was happening, the cop puts it in reverse, blocks the driveway and turns his lights on. He walks up the driveway and puts the flashlight on me and says "Hey, what is going on here?" and I'm there standing in the bushes in my boxers and just say :eek: "Uhhh not too much. Just dropping my girlfriend off at her house". Meanwhile my girlfriend has gotten her clothes back on in the car so the cop goes to the car and asks to see her ID. After seeing she was over 18 and indeed lived at the house he says that there was a report of a break in down the street which is why he stopped. I am just praying that the cop lights don't wake up her parents and they look out the window. Finally he walks away and says "Have a good night", and as he gets into his car I hear him say over the radio something about investigating a car with foggy windows and drives away. After getting over the initial shock and laughing about the crazy situation, we say goodnight. I go to turn the car on and the battery is dead :steamin: We didn't have any jumper cables so I had to call my dad at like 1 AM to give me a boost :O[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=JetFreak89;3974517]Here, read this for your entertainment...I spent 5 minutes posting this in the "where have you done it" thread and didn't get ONE response because JT decided to post his gay red robe picture right after my post :steamin: I think it deserves special attention for the effort I put in writing it...and since this thread has been derailed:[/QUOTE]

    Thanks.

    Your story is useless without pics, but I'm fu#%ing desperate for entertainment. So, I appreciate the effort.

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqUdC-8nFY&feature=player_embedded#at=16[/url]

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    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;3974628][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqUdC-8nFY&feature=player_embedded#at=16[/url][/QUOTE]

    This was funny 10 months ago.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3974476]Oh noes! What am I going to do now?! [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/IndianaJones.gif[/IMG]

    Likewise, doosh. :rolleyes:

    I have more important things to deal with.
    It's pretty evident that you don't, sitting around, hitting F5, and getting mad.[/QUOTE]
    Confused-us say "Ret it glo; the Donkey has no brusiness in Asia"

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    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;3974628][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqUdC-8nFY&feature=player_embedded#at=16[/url][/QUOTE]

    Is that Kelly? :confused:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3974488][IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leot0hcdyk1qdlkgg.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    I couldn't see it at work before.....


    Well done jerkoff :D I'll be recycling that one for sure... lolz

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