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    Louis Murphy Arrested on Multiple Charges in Florida

    [URL="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/03/louis-murphy-arrested-on-multiple-charges-in-florida/"]Louis Murphy Arrested on Multiple Charges in Florida[/URL]

    Posted by Mike Florio on April 3, 2011, 5:39 PM EDT

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    Raiders receiver Louis Murphy, a mid-round pick in 2009 who has dramatically outperformed 2009 first-rounder Darrius Heyward-Bey, has gotten into trouble for having in Murphy’s possession medication relating to an entirely different kind of performance.

    The Gainesville Sun (via ShotofGinn.com) reports that Murphy has been arrested in Florida for possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer, and resisting arrest without violence. All charges are misdemeanors.

    The drug that he possessed without a prescription was (wait for it . . . literally) Viagra.

    After Murphy allegedly resisted arrest, he consented to a search of his Escalade, in which police found an unlabeled bottle containing 11 Viagra pills. Murphy allegedly couldn’t provide a prescription and he allegedly told the police that he had removed the label “because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it.”

    If he truly has a prescription for it, that should be easy to prove with a phone call or two. And if it’s a crime to carry pills in an unlabeled and without a copy of the prescription, then lock me up and throw away the key, since I’ve been chronically toting Singulair all over the place in identical fashion.

    To us, it sound more like the police had a [term that would have double meaning based on the involvement of Viagra omitted] for Murphy, since he allegedly didn’t pull over when directed and allegedly refused to put his hands behind his back when they were arresting him for allegedly not pulling over.

    While a student at the University of Florida, Murphy was arrested for possession of marijuana. He later vowed to turn his life around, after his mother was diagnosed for a second time with cancer in 2007.

    We’ve got a feeling that there’s another side to this story, and we won’t be surprised if the charges ultimately are dropped. We’ve seen too many accounts like this over the years that result in the whole thing going away.

    But rarely within four hours.

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    [QUOTE=John_0515;3993392][URL="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/03/louis-murphy-arrested-on-multiple-charges-in-florida/"]Louis Murphy Arrested on Multiple Charges in Florida[/URL]

    Posted by Mike Florio on April 3, 2011, 5:39 PM EDT

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    Raiders receiver Louis Murphy, a mid-round pick in 2009 who has dramatically outperformed 2009 first-rounder Darrius Heyward-Bey, has gotten into trouble for having in Murphy’s possession medication relating to an entirely different kind of performance.

    The Gainesville Sun (via ShotofGinn.com) reports that Murphy has been arrested in Florida for possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer, and resisting arrest without violence. All charges are misdemeanors.

    [B]The drug that he possessed without a prescription was (wait for it . . . literally) Viagra.[/B]After Murphy allegedly resisted arrest, he consented to a search of his Escalade, in which police found an unlabeled bottle containing 11 Viagra pills. Murphy allegedly couldn’t provide a prescription and he allegedly told the police that he had removed the label “because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it.”

    If he truly has a prescription for it, that should be easy to prove with a phone call or two. And if it’s a crime to carry pills in an unlabeled and without a copy of the prescription, then lock me up and throw away the key, since I’ve been chronically toting Singulair all over the place in identical fashion.

    To us, it sound more like the police had a [term that would have double meaning based on the involvement of Viagra omitted] for Murphy, since he allegedly didn’t pull over when directed and allegedly refused to put his hands behind his back when they were arresting him for allegedly not pulling over.

    While a student at the University of Florida, Murphy was arrested for possession of marijuana. He later vowed to turn his life around, after his mother was diagnosed for a second time with cancer in 2007.

    We’ve got a feeling that there’s another side to this story, and we won’t be surprised if the charges ultimately are dropped. We’ve seen too many accounts like this over the years that result in the whole thing going away.

    But rarely within four hours.[/QUOTE]

    Do you think they would be "Hard On" him for that??;)

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    In before mention of raider90210 or the word chaz

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    [QUOTE=John_0515;3993392][URL="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/03/louis-murphy-arrested-on-multiple-charges-in-florida/"]Louis Murphy Arrested on Multiple Charges in Florida[/URL]

    Posted by Mike Florio on April 3, 2011, 5:39 PM EDT

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    Raiders receiver Louis Murphy, a mid-round pick in 2009 who has dramatically outperformed 2009 first-rounder Darrius Heyward-Bey, has gotten into trouble for having in Murphy’s possession medication relating to an entirely different kind of performance.

    The Gainesville Sun (via ShotofGinn.com) reports that Murphy has been arrested in Florida for possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer, and resisting arrest without violence. All charges are misdemeanors.

    The drug that he possessed without a prescription was (wait for it . . . literally) Viagra.

    After Murphy allegedly resisted arrest, he consented to a search of his Escalade, in which police found an unlabeled bottle containing 11 Viagra pills. Murphy allegedly couldn’t provide a prescription and he allegedly told the police that he had removed the label “because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it.”

    If he truly has a prescription for it, that should be easy to prove with a phone call or two. And if it’s a crime to carry pills in an unlabeled and without a copy of the prescription, then lock me up and throw away the key, since I’ve been chronically toting Singulair all over the place in identical fashion.

    To us, it sound more like the police had a [term that would have double meaning based on the involvement of Viagra omitted] for Murphy, since he allegedly didn’t pull over when directed and allegedly refused to put his hands behind his back when they were arresting him for allegedly not pulling over.

    While a student at the University of Florida, Murphy was arrested for possession of marijuana. He later vowed to turn his life around, after his mother was diagnosed for a second time with cancer in 2007.

    We’ve got a feeling that there’s another side to this story, and we won’t be surprised if the charges ultimately are dropped. We’ve seen too many accounts like this over the years that result in the whole thing going away.

    But rarely within four hours.[/QUOTE]

    Even if he didn't have a RX, don't our police and court system have something better to do than focus their energies on busting someone for possession with intent to pop a woodie.

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    [QUOTE=Savage69;3993396]Do you think they would be "Hard On" him for that??;)[/QUOTE]

    I say lock him up throw away dah key that way when we play them (Raiders) this season, if there's gonna be one, Murphy wont be playing. How's that?

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    They should go easy on him. Being on the Raiders is enough to give any player a limp dick.

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    Just how retarded is that. The cops should have better things to do. What a joke.

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    [QUOTE=Digetydog;3993417]Even if he didn't have a RX, don't our police and court system have something better to do than focus their energies on busting someone for possession with intent to pop a woodie.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Beerfish;3993474]Just how retarded is that. The cops should have better things to do. What a joke.[/QUOTE]

    Oh yeah bro.


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    Paging 90210 where is ur azz with your usual spins on the Raiders - greatest team in the NFL bla blah weh weh weh

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    [QUOTE=Dcat;3993471]They should go easy on him. Being on the Raiders is enough to give any player a limp dick.[/QUOTE]

    No anyone with a very very large penis can relate, they tend to need viagra to maintain an erection. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.

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    [QUOTE=Raider9175;3993519]No anyone with a very very large penis can relate, they tend to need viagra to maintain an erection. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

    You're a doofus.

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    [QUOTE=Raider9175;3993519]No anyone with a very very large penis can relate, they tend to need viagra to maintain an erection. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

    No, I Know I have a large penis

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    [QUOTE=Raider9175;3993519]No anyone with a very very large penis can relate, they tend to need viagra to maintain an erection. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

    lol whut?

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    Anyone else see the title of this thread and think[I]..."Charlie Murphy....darkness!!!"[/I]


    I know I dint.




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    [QUOTE=Raider9175;3993519]No anyone [B][SIZE="4"]who is[/SIZE][/B] a very very large penis can relate, [SIZE="4"][B]we[/B][/SIZE] tend to need viagra to maintain [SIZE="4"][B]our[/B][/SIZE] erections. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]


    fixed.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3993609]lol whut?[/QUOTE]

    He's saying that Raiders knows the size of Murphy's erect penis (however he's seen it in that state), and likes it when Murphy tries to keep it erect (via drugs - or other method).

    Anyone else read something different?

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    [QUOTE=Bay Ridge Jet;3993397]In before mention of raider90210 or the word chaz[/QUOTE]

    AHA! You stole my thunder.. Chaz baby!

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    [QUOTE=Dcat;3993471]They should go easy on him. Being on the Raiders is enough to give any player a limp dick.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Raider9175;3993519]No anyone with a very very large penis can relate, they tend to need viagra to maintain an erection. Guess we can figure out where you stand on that subject. My condolences to your wife or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

    LOL. Right on cue. And, Raiduh fans don't need Viagra... they'd have to grow penises first.

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    [QUOTE=Dcat;3993672]LOL. Right on cue. And, Raiduh fans don't need Viagra... they'd have to grow penises first.[/QUOTE]

    LOL

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    If'n it is that big, couldn't they also get him for carrying a concealed weapon?

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