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    Giada

    I love this chick

    [IMG]http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/giada-de-laurentiis-giada-cleavage-breast-tits-boobs-chef-fo-demotivational-poster-1276114261.jpg[/IMG]


    Also just found out Governor of NY Cuomo is dating the young lady below, also of Food Network fame, pics included of course:

    [IMG]http://bikinimelt.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Sandra-Lee-Cleavage-02.jpg[/IMG]

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    Got milk? :cool:

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    Other than her giant baloon-like Head, Giada....very nice. Hot, cleavage, famous name, and can cook up a storm. Whats not to like?

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    [IMG]http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z444/wetworks73/JI/giadaforrent.jpg[/IMG]

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    Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me.

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me.

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P[/QUOTE]

    I prefer the unneccesary cleavage, on her show, and pretty much all the hotter Food Network lasies shows.

    It's nice.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me.

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P[/QUOTE]

    Does the mayo shoot out of the sandwich?

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]
    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. [/QUOTE]

    dude

    [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrLKa2AAMbk[/url]

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me.

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P[/QUOTE]

    You're right about that. The music as she's preparing the meal is very porn-ish too.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3994011]You're right about that. The music as she's preparing the meal is very porn-ish too.[/QUOTE]

    Somewhere there has to be at least one dude who just couldnt help himself and then got nailed with a "honey I'm home" early appearance by the wifey.

    Chips, beer, napkins flying everywhere..."omg whats wrong with you".

    That sort of thing....allegedly.


    :eek:


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    [QUOTE=32green;3994020]Somewhere there has to be at least one dude who just couldnt help himself and then got nailed with a "honey I'm home" early appearance by the wifey.

    Chips, beer, napkins flying everywhere..."omg whats wrong with you".

    That sort of thing....allegedly.


    :eek:


    -[/QUOTE]

    When I was in college Giada was doing a book signing at a local Borders right by my school. A kid I knew went to go buy the cookbook and get it signed by her. According to him, she asked him if he was a big fan of her show, and he said, "No, I've never seen it before in my life. I don't even know how to cook." When she said, "Well... what are you doing here?" he kind of just smiled at her.

    Quite sure she was freaked out.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3994022]When I was in college Giada was doing a book signing at a local Borders right by my school. A kid I knew went to go buy the cookbook and get it signed by her. According to him, she asked him if he was a big fan of her show, and he said, "No, I've never seen it before in my life. I don't even know how to cook." When she said, "Well... what are you doing here?" he kind of just smiled at her.

    Quite sure she was freaked out.[/QUOTE]

    Lmao...nervous eye darting to the Borders staff members...


    :D

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3994022] "No, I've never seen it before in my life. I don't even know how to cook." When she said, "Well... what are you doing here?" he kind of just smiled at her.

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    as he failed to pull out his willy because he was a ghey.

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    You can find almost anything on YouTube

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STnAhP9zxoo[/url]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vcgPqa-LM&feature=related[/url]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsoDDEF8rg[/url]

    This one was just full of lol

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpVdkHZsOW8&NR=1[/url]

    For some crazy reason, I find this one appealing as well

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyCY5aG6HrU&feature=related[/url]
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    [QUOTE=Warfish;3993965]Other than her giant baloon-like Head, Giada....very nice. Hot, cleavage, famous name, and can cook up a storm. Whats not to like?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me.

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P[/QUOTE]

    Fellas, I'm gunna help you out here, so you can enjoy Giada's jumblees without worrying about her head. Here's the deal-

    Her head is not abnormally large. Her head is exactly the same size as the rest of us. It's the rest of her that is small! That's what makes her head look big. She's really only 4'2" tall, and 78 pounds. :yes:


    There, now you can go masturbate in peace.



    :ontome:

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    Dear. Giada. Your. rack. is. unreal.






    "So you sent that?"






    My heart told me to.....

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3994138]Fellas, I'm gunna help you out here, so you can enjoy Giada's jumblees without worrying about her head. Here's the deal-

    Her head is not abnormally large. Her head is exactly the same size as the rest of us. It's the rest of her that is small! That's what makes her head look big. She's really only 4'2" tall, and 78 pounds. :yes:


    There, now you can go masturbate in peace.



    :ontome:[/QUOTE]

    Her head is Catherine Bach while her body is Olsen Twin...


    :P

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    I posted a video of Diane Stopford in the [I]St. Patrick's Day Thread[/I]. She's definitely my new favorite cooking cutie. Click through the vids to check out her beautiful face, proportioned head-to-body ratio, and impressive upper carriage.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDIvmpclf4[/url]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnioISlMn90[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3994138]Fellas, I'm gunna help you out here, so you can enjoy Giada's jumblees without worrying about her head. Here's the deal-

    Her head is not abnormally large. Her head is exactly the same size as the rest of us. It's the rest of her that is small! That's what makes her head look big. She's really only 4'2" tall, and 78 pounds. :yes:


    There, now you can go masturbate in peace.



    :ontome:[/QUOTE]

    I always thought the conventional wisdom is that her arms are really short. Alligator arms, my chef friend calls her.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3993986]Her head IS comically big...but I'd could look past that [B]based on the number of delicious sandwiches she'd bring me[/B].

    Her show is produced by a porn director...watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Look at the countless unnecessary closeups of the food during the show. It's uncanny....:P[/QUOTE]

    She is a famous cook and all you would want are sandwiches?

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