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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Also, the chick on the Lady Gag Gag box is insanely built and hot. Wow.
    I've no doubt the doll pretty much looks like this

    Apparently she's suing.

    Just ran across this while googling...

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post

    Just ran across this while googling...
    Hilarious description. I just went to the site, where they had this:



    Last edited by Borgoguy; 04-06-2011 at 06:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven2Betsy View Post
    I'm not sure that many of you ever watched the "Married to Rock" series (and by confessing so, I am sure that I have opened myself up to endless mockery), but there was an episode where Josie Stevens had a doll made in her image for her husband Steve Stevens's use while he was on tour. To make a long story short, she received the doll in the mail and found it had been...well.....tampered with (it was scuffed up and had sand and suspicious things inside the holes), so she used one of those little dirt devil vacuum cleaners to vacuum out the va-jayjay...which was hilarious... I looked everywhere for a video but can't find one, but here is her getting the doll in the mail....and you will see why I love this show so much! There is also a great episode of them taking molds of her privates for the doll...great television, in my opinion!
    Do you girls all read the same magazines or compare notes? My wife always refers to it as her va jay-jay.


    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    I just started stocking that this past week. Also picked up a "Lady Gag Gag" as well as a "Furgee" (urine stained pants not included).


    Winner! Best cover/descriptions so far!

  4. #24
    How desperate does one have to be to own and use one of these things?

    Unreal.

    And how are these companies not repeatedly sued? Because they're poking fun/using fake names about public figures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 124 View Post
    How desperate does one have to be to own and use one of these things?
    Actually they make great beach/pool toys and carpool lane companions.

    My gripe is they make a big deal on the box about having three holes. But ****, even real women have three holes. A fantasy woman should have like 40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Actually they make great beach/pool toys and carpool lane companions.

    My gripe is they make a big deal on the box about having three holes. But ****, even real women have three holes. A fantasy woman should have like 40.
    Or at least four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Actually they make great beach/pool toys and carpool lane companions.

    My gripe is they make a big deal on the box about having three holes. But ****, even real women have three holes. A fantasy woman should have like 40.
    ...and every one of them motorized!

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    Just ran across this while googling...
    HAHA! That's the best one yet!

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    Who else would you like the manufacturer to immortalize in the love doll form?

    If a reproduction could ever be produced which would feel and look like the real person, I'm going with newly legal goddess, Victoria Justice.



    Next in line would be Yuuri Mori****a, into which I would release a powerful, torential tsunami.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Who else would you like the manufacturer to immortalize in the love doll form?

    If a reproduction could ever be produced which would feel and look like the real person, I'm going with newly legal goddess, Victoria Justice.

    Meh. I need a pretty face.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Meh. I need a pretty face.
    LOL. Don't worry, JT. We'll petition the company to craft a Matthew McConaughey doll for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Don't worry, JT. We'll petition the company to craft a Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Boogie Nights" doll for you.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Fixed.
    LOL. Great reference.

    EDIT: Found it.

    ***NOT WORK SAFE DUE TO CURSING***

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft8Z5VPTHS0
    Last edited by Borgoguy; 04-07-2011 at 10:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Meh. I need a pretty face.
    Yeah....from some angles she is pretty and from some she is kinda funny looking...I have had this conversation with PK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Meh. I need a pretty face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven2Betsy View Post
    Yeah....from some angles she is pretty and from some she is kinda funny looking...
    Er, what angles did you see her from?







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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven2Betsy View Post
    Yeah....from some angles she is pretty and from some she is kinda funny looking...I have had this conversation with PK.
    Now I know you lean more to the hetero side. You could not find a flaw with Victoria Justice if you tried for a hundred years. Add that she's part Latina, and you are looking at perfection, H2B.


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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3996435]Now I know you lean more to the hetero side. You could not find a flaw with Victoria Justice if you tried for a hundred years. Add that she's part Latina, and you are looking at perfection, H2B.

    Nope....she has a strong jawline...and sometimes kind of looks like skeletor or something....she has a great body and don't get me wrong, I would totally date her. She kind of has a crescent moon face...weird for me...I get that from living in KY for so long. I always heard that moon faces were inbred.


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    [QUOTE=Heaven2Betsy;3996497]
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Now I know you lean more to the hetero side. You could not find a flaw with Victoria Justice if you tried for a hundred years. Add that she's part Latina, and you are looking at perfection, H2B.

    Nope....she has a strong jawline...and sometimes kind of looks like skeletor or something....she has a great body and don't get me wrong, I would totally date her. She kind of has a crescent moon face...weird for me...I get that from living in KY for so long. I always heard that moon faces were inbred.

    Yeah, I'd totally have to put a bag over that!







































    uhhh...wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven2Betsy View Post
    Now I know you lean more to the hetero side. You could not find a flaw with Victoria Justice if you tried for a hundred years. Add that she's part Latina, and you are looking at perfection, H2B.

    Nope....she has a strong jawline...and sometimes kind of looks like skeletor or something....she has a great body and don't get me wrong, I would totally date her. She kind of has a crescent moon face...weird for me...I get that from living in KY for so long. I always heard that moon faces were inbred.
    I have no idea what you're referencing. If anything, she has slightly feline features, which someone like Cameron Diaz has to the extreme. Plus, she is just 18, and will fill out a bit (hopefully not too much). You might be reacting to the minutest sharpness in the chin, which I don't find a problem or unattractive in her case.

    Good. Leave her for us true carpet munching aficionados out here. I mean, look a her.





    Last edited by Borgoguy; 04-08-2011 at 11:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I have no idea what you're referencing. If anything, she has slightly feline features, which someone like Cameron Diaz has to the extreme. Plus, she is just 18, and will fill out a bit (hopefully not too much). You might be reacting to the minutest sharpness in the chin, which I don't find a problem or unattractive in her case.

    Good. Leave her for us true carpet munching aficionados out here. I mean, look a her.





    If thats an inbred crescent moon face (wlf?) Give me a banjo and put me on the porch..

    'Cos Daddys home.


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