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    Umbrellas

    Why I do I feel goofy using an umbrella?

    I mean when I'm holding it over me and Mrs. FF2® it feels fine.

    But walking down the street alone it just feels goofy.

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    The umbrellas go with the scissors.

    You never f*ckin have one ready when you need it (unless you're Paulie), so you buy one at the first store you can find, and they end up collecting dust in the garage or bent out of shape in the trunk of your car.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3999776]Why I do I feel goofy using an umbrella?

    I mean when I'm holding it over me and Mrs. FF2® it feels fine.

    But walking down the street alone it just feels goofy.[/QUOTE]

    you're not doing it right...






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    Maybe you just need a new umbrella. I picture you with one of the following:


    [IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1068/1342154462_464b9d60f2.jpg[/IMG]


    [IMG]http://s7.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/DD8FE26F.jpg[/IMG]

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    WLF????

    Have you no shame?


    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3568620[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3999787]WLF????

    Have you no shame?


    [URL]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3568620[/URL][/QUOTE]
    wow!

    they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, however in this case it may just may be a case of theft.

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    I award no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    This thread represents a new creative low for JI.

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    Nuttin but tumbleweeds in the hampur.

    Pfailstrip is a ghost town as well.

    Do you people expect me to work or something?

    Yes, you people.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;3999810]Nuttin but tumbleweeds in the hampur.

    Pfailstrip is a ghost town as well.

    Do you people expect me to work or something?

    Yes, you people.[/QUOTE]

    Why invest creative energy when most others either don't participate or are tools?

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3999812]Why invest creative energy when most others either don't participate or are tools?[/QUOTE]

    This is awkward... I'm sitting right here.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3999820]This is awkward... I'm sitting right here.[/QUOTE]

    Dull.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3999794]I award no points and may God have mercy on your soul.[/QUOTE]

    LOL.

    [IMG]http://www.maniacworld.com/everyone-is-now-dumber.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=AFCEastFan;3999829]LOL.

    [IMG]http://www.maniacworld.com/everyone-is-now-dumber.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Don't humor him. You'll only forestall the inevitable.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3999787]WLF????

    Have you no shame?


    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3568620[/url][/QUOTE]

    My thread is TOTALLY different.

    Mine is about how I FEEL about umbrellas.

    It's not always about you.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3999836]My thread is TOTALLY different.

    Mine is about how I FEEL about umbrellas.

    It's not always about you.[/QUOTE]

    Dear God: Why have you saddled us with this ponderous anchor? (Please forgive my mixed metaphor, Divine Creator.)

    Most humbly yours,

    Borgoguy

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3999839]Dear God: Why have you saddled us with this ponderous anchor? (Please forgive my mixed metaphor, Divine Creator.)

    Most humbly yours,

    Borgoguy[/QUOTE]

    Sorry.

    My guitar is made of wood.

    That more exciting for ya?

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3999842]Sorry.

    My guitar is made of wood.

    That more exciting for ya?[/QUOTE]

    Dull redux.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;3999810]Nuttin but tumbleweeds in the hampur.

    Pfailstrip is a ghost town as well.

    Do you people expect me to work or something?

    Yes, you people.[/QUOTE]

    this type of thing wouldn't fly if Rube-y had been made Mod, instead of 32groin.


    [SIZE="4"][B]"They chose poorly"[/B][/SIZE]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3999848]this type of thing wouldn't fly if Rube-y had been made Mod, instead of 32groin.


    [SIZE="4"][B]"They chose poorly"[/B][/SIZE]

    [/QUOTE]

    They gave Ruby a shot, but he choked. Sold Sooth on investing heavily in sports websites and nuclear futures in Japan.

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