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    Give me some Vanilla Gorilla!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CObtOq1MRA


    This guy looks and plays like one of those 80's players all roided up all we need is Loverboy blasting everybody's working for the weekend on this tape.... no even better "you're the best around" sound track from the Karate kid... Bwahahahahahaha!!! Look at him crush little cracker right around 3:41, he's a big fish in a small pond playing with some bordeline talent, but who knows? I'm surprised people are not talking about Sumner as the next Youtube sensation like some poster brought up a while ago. He jumps higher than pool boy in one sequence there

    Come on Hammy are you in or what?
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    Dude, this guy is beast....has to get a shot

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    Jesus Christ, Lol. what a freak..

    So what's the catch 22 with this guy? eats children? rape? c'mon, something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradis View Post
    Jesus Christ, Lol. what a freak..

    So what's the catch 22 with this guy? eats children? rape? c'mon, something.


    His body's maxed out, 6.1 and 335, so you cannot squeeze another ounce of roid into that man, short arms and his level of competion was... let me put it to you this way, have you ever heard of Colorado School of Mines? At least we know he played against the likes of Woodhead, and football is still football. I think he might go in the 6th, 7th round at best or go the priority free agent route. I would love to get this guy in, at least for a tryout, I have a feeling he would be the talk of training camp and we would get our money's worth every day trying to get info on Vanilla Gorilla. Can you imagine if Rex and this guy hit it off? It would be non'stop.

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    lol what an animal.

    Is there any chance this guy EVER passes a drug test?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slikmojet View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CObtOq1MRA


    This guy looks and plays like one of those 80's players all roided up all we need is Loverboy blasting everybody's working for the weekend on this tape.... no even better "you're the best around" sound track from the Karate kid... Bwahahahahahaha!!! Look at him crush little cracker right around 3:41, he's a big fish in a small pond playing with some bordeline talent, but who knows? I'm surprised people are not talking about Sumner as the next Youtube sensation like some poster brought up a while ago. He jumps higher than pool boy in one sequence there

    Come on Hammy are you in or what?
    CBNY started a thread about this guy last month

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=227877

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    id rather have this dude in rd7 than Phil taylor in rd1

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    Quote Originally Posted by C Mart View Post
    CBNY started a thread about this guy last month

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=227877
    i remember him now. this video is new since that thread, didn't connect the two (though i should have, School mines? best name ever.)

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    I would love the Jets to look at this kid.

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    Agent: Kevin Poston
    - Well, there's a red-flag if ever there was one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitonti View Post
    id rather have this dude in rd7 than Phil taylor in rd1
    Does this guy have a legitimate chance to get drafted

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonEJet View Post
    Does this guy have a legitimate chance to get drafted
    i do think so... his explosion numbers are literally off the charts. But the level of competition was scary bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonEJet View Post
    Does this guy have a legitimate chance to get drafted
    late rounds- definitely....teams will take chances on them because of the inability to sign them as free agents...the other guy to watch- and i previously mentioned him, is Sumner's teammate Marc Schiechl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Come Back to NY View Post
    late rounds- definitely....teams will take chances on them because of the inability to sign them as free agents...the other guy to watch- and i previously mentioned him, is Sumner's teammate Marc Schiechl
    Any idea of any teams are sweet on these two yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradis View Post
    Any idea of any teams are sweet on these two yet?
    from a month ago...I'm sure CBNY can give more updated info

    http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_17654663

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    "Colorado School of Mines"!? SO I guess hes used to doing the dirty work in the trenches....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet_Engine1 View Post
    "Colorado School of Mines"!? SO I guess hes used to doing the dirty work in the trenches....
    CS Mines is a tremendous institution and Sumner is a terrific student- he's three classes shy of getting his masters degree in engineering & technology management...

    sadly the Jets have shown zero interest- not even a phone call....

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