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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    yeah...I'm thinking reasons are irrelevant.
    Listen... whoever hasn't jerked off a dog can throw the first stone. Otherwise zip it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i think it was the one where he was wondering which car to get, that he was looking at an S4.

    this closely followed threads about his buying season tickets, an iPhone, a flat-screen TV and some other nonsense.

    this lead another poster to believe that SBIII could be involved in teh dealing of drugz and that he was moving "QP's."


    SBIII's epic reply: "if that's a reference to ground beef go **** yourself" "
    oh boy, I remember that one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    Listen... whoever hasn't jerked off a dog can throw the first stone. Otherwise zip it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Damn. I always had a feeling I was different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    Damn. I always had a feeling I was different.

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    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=213045


    "Anyone else get an email from Kathleen Turner???!?"

    aka, 32groin's infamous "excapated puppet-like vulture tenderly applying electrical tape on someone's back"



    i miss Ches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i think it was the one where he was wondering which car to get, that he was looking at an S4.

    this closely followed threads about his buying season tickets, an iPhone, a flat-screen TV and some other nonsense.

    this lead another poster to believe that SBIII could be involved in teh dealing of drugz and that he was moving "QP's."


    SBIII's epic reply: "if that's a reference to ground beef go **** yourself" "
    Actually, some poster who had technical knowledge mentioned a "BK..." model and SB took the BK to mean a popular fast food chain, hence his over-reactionary response. Following posters were reduced to aching sides and tear-streamed faces from uncontrollable LOLs, as I recall.

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    there should be a "chimp attack" thread (or two) added to this list.


    likewise, a discussion on the impending zombie apocalypse and/or war against teh machinez.

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    I think "freshen up with a light chimp attack" is the most hilarious thing to come out of the Hampur.


    Of course, I ride the short bus to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    there should be a "chimp attack" thread (or two) added to this list.


    likewise, a discussion on the impending zombie apocalypse and/or war against teh machinez.
    The threads, bring them to me.



    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I think "freshen up with a light chimp attack" is the most hilarious thing to come out of the Hampur.
    LMAO WCO! Gotta say though, I was walking around at work today and "iffin" popped in my head and I couldn't stop chortling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    The threads, bring them to me.





    LMAO WCO! Gotta say though, I was walking around at work today and "iffin" popped in my head and I couldn't stop chortling.
    It's like being in a parallel universe where no one will ever get the joke; iffin they ever hear you say "iffin".

    Good thing the computer is nearby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=213045


    "Anyone else get an email from Kathleen Turner???!?"

    aka, 32groin's infamous "excapated puppet-like vulture tenderly applying electrical tape on someone's back"





    Looking dead on at the chick, to the right of her breastess...a little below and to the rear...a vulture's neck and head, partial shoulder...applying electrical tape with its bird tongue...to her shoulder blade. Its not like you havent seen that scenario in Vegas.

    Its so obvious.

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    Did you ever find the SAR Epic Fail thread?

    He asked a silly question, probably about watches or Beemers but he pfailed somehow and eveyone kept loading on him with epic fail posters. A mod changed the thread title to something like the SAR Epic Fail thread and he kept begging to have the thread title changed because he didn't want to be associated with it.

    Went on for pages, were some really good fail pics.

    I looked, couldn't find it.

    _

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Did you ever find the SAR Epic Fail thread?

    He asked a silly question, probably about watches or Beemers but he pfailed somehow and eveyone kept loading on him with epic fail posters. A mod changed the thread title to something like the SAR Epic Fail thread and he kept begging to have the thread title changed because he didn't want to be associated with it.

    Went on for pages, were some really good fail pics.

    I looked, couldn't find it.

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    Tried, found plenty of watch threads with SAR going on and on about Rolex, but that's it. Any more specifics, maybe the time period? Could it be buried in the "Stadium" thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Tried, found plenty of watch threads with SAR going on and on about Rolex, but that's it. Any more specifics, maybe the time period? Could it be buried in the "Stadium" thread?
    No, it was a complete stand-alone thread that I think the mods changed the thread title to include SAR and Fail--but I've JI-Goggled it and can't find it.

    It was just a plethora of the best FAIL posters ever compiled.

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    Great gift for my wife AKA the frisbee thread was solid gold. How is this not a part of the list?

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=228485

    If anyone is having a tough day and is in need of a good laugh, go immediately to this thread.
    Last edited by escamoter2; 05-15-2011 at 12:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    No, it was a complete stand-alone thread that I think the mods changed the thread title to include SAR and Fail--but I've JI-Goggled it and can't find it.

    It was just a plethora of the best FAIL posters ever compiled.

    _
    Damn, I don't remember that one either. Sounds funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post


    As soon as I saw you were the last post in here I knew where you were going with it.

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