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    Bizzarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman

    Seriously... WTF is wrong with this guy.

    June bug choclates with larvae,
    Moose tartar
    Beaver chili
    Moth larvae fritters

    I'm going to throw up.

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    As he was about to consume a morsel of food, I wish Zimmern were impaled by a harpoon fired from a vintage whaling cannon.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4047571]Seriously... WTF is wrong with this guy.

    June bug choclates with larvae,
    Moose tartar
    Beaver chili
    Moth larvae fritters

    I'm going to throw up.[/QUOTE]

    Then turn the channel Mr. Squemish.

    The world eats some funky, funky things once you step outside a McDonalds.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4047571]Seriously... WTF is wrong with this guy.

    June bug choclates with larvae,
    Moose tartar
    Beaver chili
    Moth larvae fritters

    I'm going to throw up.[/QUOTE]


    That sounds like some of the things my cafeteria at work was offering last week... "blech pitooey"

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4047575]Then turn the channel Mr. Squemish.

    The world eats some funky, funky things once you step outside a McDonalds.[/QUOTE]

    No doubt. I'd try what's on that list. The june bugs and the moth larvae would give me pause, but the other two I'd eat - no question.

    I know a guy who hunts bear. Makes bear chili.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4047571]Seriously... WTF is wrong with this guy.

    June bug choclates with larvae,
    Moose tartar
    Beaver chili
    Moth larvae fritters

    I'm going to throw up.[/QUOTE]

    He was homeless for a year and had to eat out of dumpsters. Guess anything is better than that and he probably knows it.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4047575]Then turn the channel Mr. Squemish.

    The world eats some funky, funky things once you step outside a McDonalds.[/QUOTE]

    Why so dooshy?

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4047575]
    The world eats some funky, funky things once you step outside a McDonalds.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah. Because lord knows the bored 15-year-old stoners working at McDonalds never introduce funky, funky things into your Big Mac.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4047645]Yeah. Because lord knows the bored 15-year-old stoners working at McDonalds never introduce funky, funky things into your Big Mac.[/QUOTE]

    Pray you never smell faintly bleachy special sauce.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4047655]Pray you never smell faintly bleachy special sauce.[/QUOTE]

    Take it from an ex-bored-15-year-old-stoner, that's on the low end of what you should be worried about.

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    Delicious!

    [IMG]http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy165/suwonsports/taktoritan2.jpg[/IMG]

    Taktoritan = Spicy chicken soup with potatoes

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4047658]Take it from an ex-bored-15-year-old-stoner, that's on the low end of what you should be worried about.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I'm a former chef. The insanity I saw over the years would keep anyone from eating out in restaurants.

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    Favorite thing about the show is the way he disarms the sexy guidestresses with his seemingly ghey schtick before undoubtedly moving in for the inevitable TV Star killshot off-camera, for example the chick that drove him around in Puerto Rico.

    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5cYo425QGg&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5cYo425QGg&feature=player_embedded[/URL]
    Last edited by The Hit Stick; 06-14-2011 at 06:06 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4047579]

    I know a guy who hunts bear. Makes bear chili.[/QUOTE]

    That's not weird, that's badass.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4047638]Why so dooshy?[/QUOTE]

    A. Because I hate folks who whine about TV Content, but can't get off their ass to change the channel.

    B. Because I like the show and it's host.

    C. Because too many see food through Western Eyes (not you per se).

    D. Because I can be?

    :P

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    [QUOTE=The Hit Stick;4047730]Favorite thing about the show is the way he disarms the sexy guidestresses with his seemingly ghey schtick before undoubtedly moving in for the inevitable TV Star killshot off-camera, for example the chick that drove him around in Puerto Rico.[/QUOTE]

    I loved that episode. Here's the hot Puertorriqueña, Chef Mayra Morales:

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkwz_sW5Jao[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4047571]Seriously... WTF is wrong with this guy.

    June bug choclates with larvae,
    Moose tartar
    Beaver chili
    Moth larvae fritters

    I'm going to throw up.[/QUOTE]

    Sounds like another of my threads, way to go buddy!


    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4047664][IMG]http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy165/suwonsports/taktoritan2.jpg[/IMG]

    Taktoritan = Spicy chicken soup with potatoes[/QUOTE]

    And you my friend, have earned the most-moronic post award of the day!


    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4047741]I loved that episode. Here's the hot Puertorriqueña, Chef Mayra Morales:

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkwz_sW5Jao[/url][/QUOTE]


    Te gusta mi hermana?

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4047737]Because too many see food through Western Eyes (not you per se).[/QUOTE]

    What's wrong with American food?

    Why do you hate this country so?

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    [QUOTE=82nd Airborne;4047754]Sounds like another of my threads, way to go buddy!




    And you my friend, have earned the most-moronic post award of the day!





    [B]Te gusta mi hermana?[/B][/QUOTE]

    [I]Me encanta.[/I] I would give her my [I]Lechón,[/I] and eat her [I]Mofongo[/I], until I could no more. :D

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4047813][I]Me encanta.[/I] I would give her my [I]Lechón,[/I] and eat her [I]Mofongo[/I], until I could no more. :D[/QUOTE]

    Que rico es el Mofongo! :D

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