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    Cool- a way to remove jizz from my ceiling

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazR-FuaEZc[/url]

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    Awesome and competely useless

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    [QUOTE=TokyoJetsFan;4047896][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazR-FuaEZc[/url][/QUOTE]

    ultimate pooper scooper

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    I've always wondered how I could move my ketchup and mayonaisse without losing its shape.

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    This is why the Japanese will always be relevant. Stupid gadgets.

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    What's wrong with a straw?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4048233]What's wrong with a straw?[/QUOTE]

    Keep telling us you're not flaming.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4048314]Keep telling us you're not flaming.[/QUOTE]

    I didn't say the straw was for me, dingbat. It was a suggestion for TJF. Sheesh.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4048328]I didn't say the straw was for me, dingbat. It was a suggestion for TJF. Sheesh.[/QUOTE]

    My point is why you would even think of suggesting that technique to, mostly, heterosexual men? Most of us do well picking up spills--of gism and otherwise--with paper or cloth towels, rags, etc. It just would not ever occur to me to tell someone to slurp it up.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4048337]My point is why you would even think of suggesting that technique to, mostly, heterosexual men? Most of us do well picking up spills--of gism and otherwise--with paper or cloth towels, rags, etc. It just would not ever occur to me to tell someone to slurp it up.[/QUOTE]

    You should know my schtick by now, my friend. If you were disturbed by the thought then I have succeeded. :cool:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4048342]You should know my schtick by now, my friend. If you were disturbed by the thought then I have succeeded. :cool:[/QUOTE]

    Not disturbed at all, JT. Though not of their ilk, I celebrate those who, born of a certain predilection, choose to indulge their appetite for semen and male excretory passages. Even knowing your penchant for shock value, your comment seemed unbalanced, especially if your aim was comedic.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4048346]Not disturbed at all, JT. Though not of their ilk, I celebrate those who, born of a certain predilection, choose to indulge their appetite for semen and male excretory passages. Even knowing your penchant for shock value, your comment seemed unbalanced, especially if your aim was comedic.[/QUOTE]

    Ugh. Guess I'll have to add a smilie/emoticon/rage face after each post from now on. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4048352]Ugh. Guess I'll have to add a smilie/emoticon/rage face after each post from now on. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    LOL. I'm just f**ing around, JT. This place is so dead today. I almost completely believe you're straight.:D

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4048361]LOL. I'm just f**ing around, JT. [B]This place is so dead today. [/B] I almost completely believe you're straight.:D[/QUOTE]

    Just today? :eek:

    Feels like the Doggy-Style Days of Summer lately.

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    Certainly looks like a lot of sexual tension. You 2 gonna start making out or something?

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4048371]Just today? :eek:

    Feels like the Doggy-Style Days of Summer lately.

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    There was some fun stuff yesterday. But, generally, I agree.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4048217]I've always wondered how I could move my ketchup and mayonaisse without losing its shape.[/QUOTE]

    it might be hard to do.

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