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    I'm 50, *****ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kind of weird: I don't feel 50. Really - I just felt, and it doesn't feel 50. Maybe 40.

    So anyways, thanks for all teh funnehs. I think they they keep me young, and certainly help me survive my job.

    :birthday: to me. *****es.

    I'm sure if Gary Moore were here he'd have something awesome to say, but he's dead.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4048744]Kind of weird: I don't feel 50. Really - I just felt, and it doesn't feel 50. Maybe 40.

    So anyways, thanks for all teh funnehs. I think they they keep me young, and certainly help me survive my job.

    :birthday: to me. *****es.

    I'm sure if Gary Moore were here he'd have something awesome to say, but he's dead.[/QUOTE]

    Happy birthday, you're twice as old as me!

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    congrats! When do you go in for that Colona...Coloniscpppp....you know that camera shoved up ur poop chute??

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    When's your colonoscopy?

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    really? you give off more of a 60 vibe

    now go get your colon plowed

    you may also want to get a colonoscopy



    enjoy your day gramps;)

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    Congrats, half-century boy!

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4048744]

    I'm sure if Gary Moore were here he'd have something awesome to say, but he's dead.[/QUOTE]


    LOL...now get off the ****ing computer and go play some golf, go fishing ,etc. Or you can hit up that Chippendales place.

    NOW COMMON!!!

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    Happy birthday buddy! :yes:

    Go get yourself a lapdance.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4048744]Kind of weird: I don't feel 50. Really - I just felt, and it doesn't feel 50. Maybe 40.

    So anyways, thanks for all teh funnehs. I think they they keep me young, and certainly help me survive my job.

    :birthday: to me. *****es.

    [B]I'm sure if Gary Moore were here he'd have something awesome to say, but he's dead[/B].[/QUOTE]

    lolz

    Happy birthday!!

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4048748]really? you give off more of a 60 vibe

    [B]now go get your colon plowed

    you may also want to get a colonoscopy[/B]


    enjoy your day gramps;)[/QUOTE]

    Aha-hahahahahahahaha!!!!

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0116.png[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4048754]

    Go get yourself a lapdance.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01816/19940606-howard_1816978i.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4048748]really? you give off more of a 60 vibe

    now go get your colon plowed

    you may also want to get a colonoscopy



    enjoy your day gramps;)[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz2lmPtVc1qfhh5vo1_250.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4048758][IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01816/19940606-howard_1816978i.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    That dude blow dry's his balls at the gym.

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    Welcome to the club, Quantum. Wishing you at least another half century. Happy Birthday.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4048763]Welcome to the club, Quantum. Wishing you at least another half century. Happy Birthday.[/QUOTE]

    when he's 85 and wearing Depends, he's going to hunt you down

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    [url]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sally-omalley/103582/[/url]

    BEST CAMEL TOE EVER!!!!!
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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4048764]when he's 85 and wearing Depends, he's going to hunt you down[/QUOTE]

    LOL. No worries. I'll still be spry enough to put two bullets into the back of his head.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4048744]I think they they keep me young[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4048762]That dude blow dry's his balls at the gym.[/QUOTE]

    according to Timmuh...he actually makes sweet luvin to the dryer....

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4048745] [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0114.png[/IMG]Happy birthday, you're twice as old as me! [/quote]

    Fixed...had to add the 'Poli troll' icon

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4048778]Fixed...had to add the 'Poli troll' icon[/QUOTE]

    Lol all those are blocked at work for me...sucks.

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