Illinois man attacked by ninjas on his way to meet ex-girlfriend for sex
A trip to see an ex-girlfriend for a late-night booty call instead turned into a beatdown for an Illinois man.
The 44-year-old unidentified victim told cops that he was jumped in an alley around 1:15 a.m. Friday by two people with nunchucks and throwing stars, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
He said that he was walking to his ex girlfriend's car when a masked man hit him in the head with nunchucks. His ex, Katherine M. Casarez, then hit him in the head with her own set of nunchucks, according to the newspaper.
He said that before the attack the 29-year-old Casarez, texted him that she was in the alley.
Cops told the newspaper that they found two throwing stars – including one stuck in a telephone pole.
A short time later, Casarez was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence.
According to her Facebook profile, Casarez worked as a home health caregiver.
Cops are also seeking a 34-year-old man in connection with the strange attack.
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When my friend went to college in New Paltz we made a pair of dildo nunchucks that brought a lot of teh funneh at keggers. If Facebook existed back then there are a lot of sorority girls who would be basically unemployable.
[QUOTE=shakin318;4049951]When my friend went to college in New Paltz we made a pair of dildo nunchucks that brought a lot of teh funneh at keggers. If Facebook existed back then there are a lot of sorority girls who would be basically unemployable.[/QUOTE]