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    Porta Potty Peeper

    Name the Hampurite??? :eek:

    [url]http://www.boulderweekly.com/article-5854-police-pursue-portable-potty-peeper.html[/url]


    Tuesday, June 21,2011
    Police pursue portable-potty peeper
    By Boulder Weekly Staff

    Boulder police are investigating an incident involving a man hiding in a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday, June 17, near Boulder High School.

    According to city officials, a female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. She said she believed there might be a person inside the toilet, so she left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check.

    According to a city news release, the man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp. He, too, exited the portable toilet. A few minutes later, he heard the door lock from the inside, the release said. A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, officials said, but he ran away, covered in feces.

    The suspect is described as a white male, about 20 years old, approximately 6’4” to 6’8”, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.

    Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist, officials said. At least one witness believes the suspect may use the name “Sky,” and told police that he may be a transient.

    Police are looking for the suspect, but also want to talk to any witnesses from the Hanuman Yoga Festival who may have seen the incident. Anyone with information is asked to contact Det. Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890. Those who have information but wish to remain anonymous may contact the Northern Colorado Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477) or 1-800-444-3776. Tips can also be submitted through the Crime Stoppers website at [url]www.crimeshurt.com[/url]. Those submitting tips through Crime Stoppers that lead to the arrest and filing of charges on a suspect(s) may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000 from Crime Stoppers.

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    should this be merged with the SNIFF THREAD??


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    What a sh*thead.









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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;4051684]
    According to a city news release, the man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp. He, too, exited the portable toilet. A few minutes later, he heard the door lock from the inside, the release said. A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, officials said, [B]but he ran away, covered in feces.[/B]

    The suspect is described as a white male, about 20 years old, [B]approximately 6’4” to 6’8”[/B], thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.

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    [LIST=1][*]How the hell did he fit in that toilet?
    [*]How the **** did he get away being that tall and covered in ****?
    [*]Why are the Boulder police so full of fail?
    [*]Did he have an iPad 2?[/LIST]

    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;4051684]The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, officials said, but he ran away, covered in feces.

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    I would imagine that the "yoga festival security supervisor's" effort to detain the tarpaulined feces-covered giant was half-hearted, at best.

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    [QUOTE=The Hit Stick;4051707]I would imagine that the "yoga festival security supervisor's" effort to detain the tarpaulined feces-covered giant was half-hearted, at best.[/QUOTE]

    Lmao....

    I'd say there was some "running the other way shrieking" involved.

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    Mods, please merge with Call of Dooty thread. This guy has turd written all over him. :D

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    [QUOTE]but he ran away, covered in feces.

    wearing ... no shirt or shoes

    Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs.
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    Just check hospitals or doctors for the feces-instigated infections.

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    I think I found my new moniker

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    You have to be into Yoga to have a limber body of 6'4 to 6'8 to fit into a porta-jon!!!

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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;4051684]Name the Hampurite??? :eek:

    [url]http://www.boulderweekly.com/article-5854-police-pursue-portable-potty-peeper.html[/url]


    Tuesday, June 21,2011
    Police pursue portable-potty peeper
    By Boulder Weekly Staff

    Boulder police are investigating an incident involving a man hiding in a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday, June 17, near Boulder High School.

    According to city officials, a female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. She said she believed there might be a person inside the toilet, so she left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check.

    According to a city news release, the man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp. He, too, exited the portable toilet. A few minutes later, he heard the door lock from the inside, the release said. A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, officials said, but he ran away, covered in feces.

    The suspect is described as a white male, about 20 years old, approximately 6’4” to 6’8”, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.

    Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist, officials said. At least one witness believes the suspect may use the name “Sky,” and told police that he may be a transient.

    Police are looking for the suspect, but also want to talk to any witnesses from the Hanuman Yoga Festival who may have seen the incident. Anyone with information is asked to contact Det. Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890. Those who have information but wish to remain anonymous may contact the Northern Colorado Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477) or 1-800-444-3776. Tips can also be submitted through the Crime Stoppers website at [url]www.crimeshurt.com[/url]. Those submitting tips through Crime Stoppers that lead to the arrest and filing of charges on a suspect(s) may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000 from Crime Stoppers.[/QUOTE]


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    I heard howard stern talk about this today on his show....this guy is a total creep....like really just look it up online if you don't know what a a butt-hole and a Vag look like ...c'mon guy....but in better news they caught the guy who shot and killed four people in Medford on long island today ....thank god for that one less creep to worry about on LI.

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    [QUOTE=BigJet85;4051815]I heard howard stern talk about this today on his show....[/QUOTE]




    ... maybe it was howard! ... did anyone check the back of his legs for cuts yet? ...









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    I find myself speechless

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    What? Hiding in the bushes is no longer trendy?

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    I thought it was Borgo until I read that the guy is in his 20s.....

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    [QUOTE=Flagman5A;4051848][B]New member of The Blue Man Group[/B][/QUOTE]

    Dat der is some funny:rolleyes:

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