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    Chowds in the News

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-VVBTusc8[/url]

    [SIZE="3"][B]Teen falls from top of escalator
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    Updated: Tuesday, 28 Jun 2011, 9:57 AM EDT
    Published : Monday, 27 Jun 2011, 3:43 PM EDT

    (FOX25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A local 18-year-old learns the hard way that you shouldn't ride the handrail of an escalator.

    A video taken at 11:30pm last night at the Alewife T Station shows 18-year-old Shane O’Malley of Dunstable riding on the handrail when he falls 20 feet to the floor.

    As you can see from the video, O’Malley was almost at the top when he fell right off.

    O'Malley told FOX 25 he was on his way home from a concert in Boston with friends. He admits he had been drinking.

    "We went to the concert. It was a good show, and i was being an idiot on the ride home. I was pretty intoxicated, that's why i don't remember anything." O'Malley explained

    O'Malley has no recollection of the fall. The last thing he remembers is waking up in the hospital with a broken bone in his elbow.
    "I am a little stiff walking around and my back is hurting me pretty bad" said O'Malley

    O'Malley recently graduated from Groton-Dunstable High School. He plans to attend college in the Fall to study nursing.

    O'Malley said he learned his lesson about consuming too much alcohol and right now he doesn't even want to leave his home.

    He suffered a broken elbow.

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    notice fleeing chowds afterwards

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    Too funny seeing the guy and the chick running down the up escalator as fast as their feet can move.

    I'd hit the chick, btw.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4054886]Too funny seeing the guy and the chick running down the up escalator as fast as their feet can move.

    I'd hit the chick, btw.

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    dude I think she is 8

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    "a hard lesson and he is afraid to leave his house after the fall"

    [IMG]http://houston.culturemap.com/site_media/uploads/photos/2011-04-13/Tom_Brady_crying.350w_263h.jpg[/IMG]
    [IMG]http://www.patriotsplus.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tom-brady-crying-300x190.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054888]dude I think she is 8[/QUOTE]

    Never stopped you old bastids before.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054888]dude I think she is 8[/QUOTE]

    A year for every inch

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054879]18-year-old Shane O’Malley [/QUOTE]

    Drunk? Shane O'Malley from Boston?

    Preposterous!

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054879]O'Malley recently graduated from Groton-Dunstable High School. He plans to attend college in the Fall to study nursing.
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    Gay Focker?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054879]O'Malley said he learned his lesson about consuming too much alcohol and right now he doesn't even want to leave his home.[/QUOTE]

    Thats called a "hangover" kid. Are you SURE your Irish? :confused:

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    The kid just graduated high school?

    Where'd he get beer?

    I am outraged!

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4054884]notice fleeing chowds afterwards[/QUOTE]

    too funny.


    "Um, I think I'll just take the elevator, instead. Yep."

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    I <3 "Chowds In The News". It's a great build up to the Darwin Awards. ;)

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    More Chowd news - guy steals toilet paper, blames brother

    [url]http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/man-busted-for-theft-uses-brothers-identity-20110627[/url]

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4055110]I <3 "Chowds In The News". It's a great build up to the Darwin Awards. ;)[/QUOTE]

    it's been used before, i didn't come up with it

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4055116]More Chowd news - guy steals toilet paper, blames brother

    [url]http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/man-busted-for-theft-uses-brothers-identity-20110627[/url][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]Roger Pinkham confessed to stealing from city hall a number of times before being caught -- and pulled six rolls of toilet paper from his pants while being booked by Lawrence police.
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    Is he related to the woman with the fur coat in her panties? :eek:

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