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  1. #161
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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4058084]I have been tinkering with Flash in my spare time, to add new skills to my already mad interwebz tool box. I've set it up so that every time I read one of your posts, a caricature of Jay Mohr walks onto my screen, lets air out of a balloon that sounds like a queef, and walks off.

    It makes it bearable.[/QUOTE]

    You are a moderator. As such, I bend over with head between knees and accept your commentary in a straightened intestine.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4058083]Wow, no Viking range or Sub-Zero fridge?

    Pauper.[/QUOTE]

    Let me get my head between my knees. There, that's it. Okay then. Because you are a moderator I accept your commentary through my straightened intestine.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4058090]You are a moderator. As such, I bend over with head between knees and accept your commentary in a straightened intestine.
    [/QUOTE]

    If you take that act to one of the "off the beaten path" exhibits at Coney Island, you might actually be able to move your family out of Bergen County and up to the north shore of LI, where the real money lives.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4058071]Notice

    how

    you

    type

    very

    tall

    to
    [B]
    compensate

    for

    issues

    in

    your

    real

    life?[/B]
    SAR I
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    What is your infatuation with me?

    Why are you constantly stalking me--you make me feel like Justin F*cking Beiber being hounded by some pitiful 14 year old groupie.

    Always needing to get that last word in.

    If I wore underwear, I'd drop a pair off in Ridgewood so you could sniff them whenever you felt the desire.

    The reason I write in short sentences seperated by spaces and character returns is something I learned in my formal education and put into practice in my vast business experience when trying to explain anything--from the very complex to the extremely simplistic--to folks like you that are uneducated, of low IQ with reading comprehension issues and deficient debating skills.

    Nothing to do with my "issues" in real life (my height has never been one--it's something that I have always used to my advantage--and if you met me (which you will not), you would understand that while topping out at just under 5'-4"--no one considers me small because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing), although where I am in my life now I can honestly say I have less issues than about 99% of the people on this Earth. Life experiences will do that to you.

    You, on the other hand, seem to have a TON of issues, not the least of which seems to be a form of acute narcissistic personality disorder mixed with EXTREMELY low self-esteem (why else the need to try to impress strangers on the internet with real or perceived materialistic baubles), and also that you sound like kind of a dooshbag.

    Gotta go, GF's out at the pool with 2 chilled glasses of Sangria under a beautiful summer night that's cooling down nicely (notice I said GF and not prostitute--talk about issues dude), so go on, continue stalking me and get your last word in.

    Oh, and feel free to GFY.

    _

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4058079]Who are you and why should I care what you say? What contributions have you made to Jets Insider?

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    I'm an anonymous internet blowhard. Sound familiar?

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    SAR E = KELL E

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4058112]

    "I have always used to my advantage--and if you met me you would understand that while topping out at just under 5'-4"--no one considers me small because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing."

    --JStokes, July 6, 2011

    [/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://andrewphelps.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/93369541-550x397.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4058114]I'm an anonymous internet blowhard. Sound familiar?[/QUOTE]

    No. No one considers me blowhardian because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4058119]No. No one considers me blowhardian because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing.

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    What makes you think I was referring to you? Ah yes, the ever present self-importance of the nouveau riche.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4058119]No. No one considers me blowhardian because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing.
    [/QUOTE]

    Dude, I'll admit I don't know if your deal is a schtick or not. I'll take you at your word and say it's not.

    Either way, your being a real dick now.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4058123]Dude, I'll admit I don't know if your deal is a schtick or not. I'll take you at your word and say it's not.

    Either way, your being a real dick now.[/QUOTE]

    Shut up, ahole. We're supposed to be entertaining him. Let's make it happen.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4058123]Dude, I'll admit I don't know if your deal is a schtick or not. I'll take you at your word and say it's not.

    Either way, your being a real dick now.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/glee-slushie-couples-3.jpg[/IMG]

    This is just the beginning. The Hangar is coming down. You'll see. I'm going to bring all my normal JI friends in here and we're going to wreck the place, break up your little Glee club.

    And remember, being thought a dick is better than being a known dork.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4058112]What is your infatuation with me?

    Why are you constantly stalking me--you make me feel like Justin F*cking Beiber being hounded by some pitiful 14 year old groupie.

    Always needing to get that last word in.

    If I wore underwear, I'd drop a pair off in Ridgewood so you could sniff them whenever you felt the desire.

    The reason I write in short sentences seperated by spaces and character returns is something I learned in my formal education and put into practice in my vast business experience when trying to explain anything--from the very complex to the extremely simplistic--to folks like you that are uneducated, of low IQ with reading comprehension issues and deficient debating skills.

    Nothing to do with my "issues" in real life (my height has never been one--it's something that I have always used to my advantage--and if you met me (which you will not), you would understand that while topping out at just under 5'-4"--no one considers me small because of my force of personality, my presence and my physical bearing), although where I am in my life now I can honestly say I have less issues than about 99% of the people on this Earth. Life experiences will do that to you.

    You, on the other hand, seem to have a TON of issues, not the least of which seems to be a form of acute narcissistic personality disorder mixed with EXTREMELY low self-esteem (why else the need to try to impress strangers on the internet with real or perceived materialistic baubles), and also that you sound like kind of a dooshbag.

    Gotta go, GF's out at the pool with 2 chilled glasses of Sangria under a beautiful summer night that's cooling down nicely (notice I said GF and not prostitute--talk about issues dude), so go on, continue stalking me and get your last word in.

    Oh, and feel free to GFY.

    _[/QUOTE]

    I can not blame Dirtstar for falling in love with you and asking you on a date.

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    Well I think this has run its course.

    Of course SAR, in all of his infinite troll wisdom, is just being outwardly dickish to stir up some contempt. That's probably not needed.

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