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    BMs

    [url]http://www.quickfasting.com/how_to_bm_.html[/url]


    To think I've been doing it wrong all along. :confused:

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    Wow...I was thinkin' Bob Marley...totally messed my head up...

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    1. Always stand up when you wipe.

    2. Always have the toilet paper roll serve the paper away from the wall.

    SAR I

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    I tried Baby Wipes the other day.


    Sweeeet :D

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    I may try this new squatting method over the tip jar at Starbucks.

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4057422][url]http://www.quickfasting.com/how_to_bm_.html[/url]


    To think I've been doing it wrong all along. :confused:[/QUOTE]

    it's worth a shot

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057573]I tried Baby Wipes the other day.


    Sweeeet :D[/QUOTE]

    They make adult wipes now. Been using them for a while now, maybe the best invention of the last decade. Clean as a whistle back there. Feels great.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4057603]They make adult wipes now. Been using them for a while now, maybe the best invention of the last decade. Clean as a whistle back there. Feels great.[/QUOTE]
    What's the difference with the baby wipe? The size?

    I don't know why this hasn't become the standard TP around the globe.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057573]I tried Baby Wipes the other day.


    Sweeeet :D[/QUOTE]


    Like an American Express card, I don't leave home without 'em.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4057575]I may try this new squatting method over the tip jar at Starbucks.[/QUOTE]

    take pictures.

    baby wipes == portable bidet :yes:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057604]What's the difference with the baby wipe? The size?

    I don't know why this hasn't become the standard TP around the globe.[/QUOTE]

    Probably the price. :rolleyes:

    Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057604]What's the difference with the baby wipe? The size?

    I don't know why this hasn't become the standard TP around the globe.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, they're bigger and studier

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Probably the price. :rolleyes:

    Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    I hope the stall doors at work go all the way down or else you'll hear larfing from guys seeing your hands dangle by your feet while playing some game on your cell phone. :D

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Probably the price. :rolleyes:

    Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    Just tried it. Only one data point, but encouraging so far. Not the most comfortable position to sit in, but that thing shot out like a kid out of a water slide.

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    Careful in the handicapp stalls...the seat is higher and the chances for toppling off are increased in this position.

    That...and the dude in the next stall may think you're trying to peek under the wall. Squat judiciously.

    I'm trying this while starting "The Cleaner" detox...should be interesting.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4057603]They make adult wipes now. Been using them for a while now, maybe the best invention of the last decade. Clean as a whistle back there. Feels great.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://www.inboundlogistics.com/cgi-script/csPublisher/library/Brawny.jpg[/IMG]

    Kinda tough to carry on the go, no?

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4057758]Careful in the handicapp stalls...the seat is higher and the chances for toppling off are increased in this position.

    That...and the dude in the next stall may think you're trying to peek under the wall. Squat judiciously.

    .[/QUOTE]

    LMAO :D

    Frostlich = under rated poster

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    Ohhh my hemorrhoids are killing me

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhlmc83uwt1qdkqsw.gif[/IMG]


    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llfauiLU6N1qb2bvi.gif[/IMG]


    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho2usrZHG1qbypns.gif[/IMG]


    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057639]Seriously though, I am trying this new dump method as soon as my body tells me its time.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxgd8Etwy1qc9x7ao1_500.gif[/IMG]


























    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0044.png[/IMG]

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    [IMG]http://images.buddytv.com/best--chuck--quotes-/btv/1/500342042/1/590/-1/0.jpg[/IMG]

    nothing worse then a giant flaming BM on your door step

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