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    New York Wedding Shower for a Gay Marriage

    I work with a gay guy who is in a long term relationship and I just know if this dude gets married I may get invited. Even if I don't go I guess I need to send a gift.

    How do you tell which one gets the bridal shower and who gets bachelor party? I sure hope the guy at work is the "man" as I have no clue what to get a guy for a bridal shower.

    I can only imagine what types of "gifts" he gets at a bridal shower. I have no clue what type of place they would go to get registered?

    They really need a book for all of this in New York, a gay weddings for dummies type book.

    What would you guys give at the bridal shower? The bachelor party is easy,. Lucky Chengs and Karaoke.

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    Check out Jet Things' catalog - I'm sure you can find something in there. :P

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    Here ya go

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    This one is right up JT's alley

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    My wife and I have a friend who's a lesbian (she set me and my wife up way back when). She's getting married in September, and she asked me to do one of the readings during their ceremony. I thought it was going to be some poem or something, but ironically it's going to be a Bible reading.

    I told her jokingly what an abomination this thing was going to be. A gay wedding with the Anti-Christ doing a Bible reading.........

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    The obvious shower gift for a guy is you will be showering with him

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4057625]Check out Jet Things' catalog - I'm sure you can find something in there. :P[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057633]This one is right up JT's alley[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4057633]This one is right up JT's alley[/QUOTE]

    :rimshot:

    (and I really mean that!) :D

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    All jokes aside (and is there any topic more ripe for comedy?) get them the same thing you get heteros, a blender, a toaster, whatever.

    I know this will come as a shock, but it's not all buttsecks 24/7, some gay people's live include meals, going to work, and watching some TV.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4057675]All jokes aside (and is there any topic more ripe for comedy?) get them the same thing you get heteros, a blender, a toaster, whatever.

    I know this will come as a shock, but it's not all buttsecks 24/7, some gay people's live include meals, going to work, and watching some TV.[/QUOTE]

    I was going to go the 'gays need kitchen appliances just like straight people' route, but I went with the dildo joke instead.

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    I like all the help I am getting. At least no one said "Depends"

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4057675]some gay people's live include meals, going to work, and watching some TV.[/QUOTE]

    Slippery slope.

    Starts off as dinner. Ends with compulsory buttsecks.

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    Figs shouldn't be allowed to marry. Just my opinion

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4057675]All jokes aside (and is there any topic more ripe for comedy?) get them the same thing you get heteros, a blender, a toaster, whatever.

    I know this will come as a shock, but it's not all buttsecks 24/7, some gay people's live include meals, going to work, and watching some TV.[/QUOTE]

    Well, if anyone would know....

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    [QUOTE=baldnuts1;4057702]Figs shouldn't be allowed to marry. Just my opinion[/QUOTE]

    how do you feel about pomegranates?

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4057675]All jokes aside (and is there any topic more ripe for comedy?) get them the same thing you get heteros, a blender, a toaster, whatever.

    I know this will come as a shock, but it's not all buttsecks 24/7, some gay people's live include meals, going to work, and watching some TV.[/QUOTE]

    no. there are no women involved, so it is buttsecks 24/7.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4057676]I was going to go the 'gays need kitchen appliances just like straight people' route, but I went with the dildo joke instead.[/QUOTE]

    I know.

    Can I be the funny guy tomorrow please? I hate being the voice of reason.

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