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    8 bit Nintendo games that sucked

    Jaws

    Man this game was a turd. You sailed around in a boat and out of nowhere, you would "hit something" and then be underwater fighting sting rays and jelly fish. I mean, what did this have to do with the movie Jaws?

    Then the shark would hit you and it would say, "You've hit Jaws.". Um, when did the shark get named Jaws? Was there a missing scence in the movie were Cheif Brody gives the shark the name Jaws?

    This game sucked on so many levels, yet i must have spent 300 hours of my life playing this game. Argh.

    Please follow suit and name the next nintendo 8 bit piece of crap game and list the reasons why it sucked so bad.

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    Renegade for the NES.

    Everything in that game was bad. Horrible. The humanity.

    Don't play it. Ever. Don't even look at it.

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    Friday the 13th what a hunk of garbage

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    NFL football. Not 10 yard fight, or tecmo bowl. The NFL game sponsered by the NFL. I think there was no options to change the time and all quarters were 15 minutes long. I hated it.

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    [QUOTE=IHATEDOLPHINS;4059713]Friday the 13th what a hunk of garbage[/QUOTE]

    Oh my god!!

    +1

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    Top Gun

    What a pile of crap. It was impossible to land your plane on the aircraft carrier at the end of each level.

    Left left. Speed down. Right right. Speed down. Left left. Speed up.

    Then, crash! Right into the ocean.
    Then, i slam my controller down in a fit of rage.

    Man this game blew chunks.

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    everything was garbage except Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Mike Tysons Punch Out, Contra and Kung Fu.

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4059723]Top Gun

    What a pile of crap. It was impossible to land your plane on the aircraft carrier at the end of each level.

    Left left. Speed down. Right right. Speed down. Left left. Speed up.

    Then, crash! Right into the ocean.
    Then, i slam my controller down in a fit of rage.

    Man this game blew chunks.[/QUOTE]

    +1,00000000

    How about a vote for the Karate Kid game.

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    You guys need to watch AVGN on Youtube. All he does is review crappy NES and SNES games in hilarious fashion.

    Friday The 13th is one of his better videos:
    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4059723]Top Gun

    What a pile of crap. It was impossible to land your plane on the aircraft carrier at the end of each level.

    Left left. Speed down. Right right. Speed down. Left left. Speed up.

    Then, crash! Right into the ocean.
    Then, i slam my controller down in a fit of rage.

    Man this game blew chunks.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was horrible too. You rode around in a mine cart or walked around a tiny map and whipped people to death. It didn't make much sense.

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    [QUOTE=J-Diddy;4059743]everything was garbage except Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Mike Tysons Punch Out, Contra and Kung Fu.[/QUOTE]

    Metroid and Super Tecmo Bowl go on the good list as well.

    All the kids games (Bugs Bunny, etc.) were a waste of design time. I wonder who bought those.

    Metal Gear wasn't good either (in Nintendo). Metal Gear Solid rocked in playstation, but that's a different story.

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    Mighty Bomb Jack
    Wizards and Warriors
    Zelda 2
    Battle of olympus

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    OH and Millons Secret Castle........impossible!!

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4059723]Top Gun

    What a pile of crap. It was impossible to land your plane on the aircraft carrier at the end of each level.

    Left left. Speed down. Right right. Speed down. Left left. Speed up.

    Then, crash! Right into the ocean.
    Then, i slam my controller down in a fit of rage.

    Man this game blew chunks.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    Not to mention trying to refuel

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    [QUOTE=tfine350z;4059785]Mighty Bomb Jack
    Wizards and Warriors
    [B]Zelda 2[/B]
    Battle of olympus[/QUOTE]


    Although the music was kind of catchy, Zelda 2 was full of fail!

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    Deadly Tours

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    [QUOTE=10PennyToColes87;4059759]You guys need to watch AVGN on Youtube. All he does is review crappy NES and SNES games in hilarious fashion.

    Friday The 13th is one of his better videos:
    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg[/url][/QUOTE]


    lol damn you beat me to it... he has alot more videos on cinnemasacre.com
    hes funny but also has nostalgic info for the typical video game nerd... :D

    top three bad nes games:
    1.double dragon 3
    2. back to the future
    3. rambo

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    It's painfully apparent that you guys suck at video games.

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    Why is everyone talking about these games in the past tense? Is there something better?

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    [QUOTE=southside;4059822]It's painfully apparent that you guys suck at video games.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    Top Gun was not that difficult. The kids that couldn't land or refuel were the same ones that didn't end up graduating from high school.

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