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    eating a banana at work

    After lunch, at your desk. Would you? Or too inappropriate? :confused:

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    ...ok,i'll bite...

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    Just don't eat it like you're gobbling a dick.

    Break it in pieces.

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    frozen bananas are for daiquiris only not your personal amusement

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    I can remember peeking around my cubicle at this young hottie many years ago as she slooooowly and deliberately consumed her banana whilst reading a magazine during lunch break. MY banana turned overly ripe to the point that I had to stay seated long after she was finished.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4060648]After lunch, at your desk. Would you? Or too inappropriate? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    never eat a banana at the desk - too ghey

    kneel on the floor and put both hands behind your head whilst eating the banana - that looks ok

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    I would put peanut butter on it first

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4060672]I would put peanut butter on it first[/QUOTE]


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    There's no wrong way to eat a banana...

    Or something to that affect.

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    If only FF2 had not suspended his posting he might have input for us on this topic methinks. Should we request a timeout from his timeout?

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    What's the problem here? It's food... Not a suppository.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4060705]What's the problem here? It's food... Not a suppository.[/QUOTE]

    you're obviously not thinking.....






















    ...out of the box. :rimshot:

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4060705]What's the problem here? It's food... Not a suppository.[/QUOTE]

    for half of the hampur

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4060713]for the sexy half of the hampur[/QUOTE]

    Fixed.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4060714]Fixed.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4060728][IMG]http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/kbrcmn/tuckfinal.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    lol - where's the banana?

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4060648]After lunch, at your desk. Would you? Or too inappropriate? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    Its definitely inappropriate while rubbing lotion on another man's back

    Almost like eating a brownie while taking a deuce.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4060648]After lunch, at your desk. Would you? Or too inappropriate? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    What's the problem? Fruit is a healthy snack, and eating a variety of fruits is even better than sticking to just bananas. I'd suggest you hold two plums in one hand while eating the banana with the other. People at the office will note that you're a man of variety.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4060738]What's the problem? Fruit is a healthy snack, and eating a variety of fruits is even better than sticking to just bananas. I'd suggest you hold two plums in one hand while eating the banana with the other. People at the office will note that you're a man of variety.[/QUOTE]

    He shouldn't be afraid to lick the plums every so often, either. Most of the flavor and nutrients is right on top of the plum skin.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4060733]lol - where's the banana?[/QUOTE]


    that's the surprise!!



    :eek: :eek:



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