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    Men...be warned before reading this thread. Warned!

    [QUOTE][url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2[/url]

    Police: Woman jailed after cutting off husband's penis

    By the CNN Wire StaffJuly 13, 2011 9:56 a.m. EDT

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/story.catherinebecker.ggpd.jpg[/IMG]

    (CNN) -- A Southern California woman was in jail Wednesday after allegedly [B][U][COLOR="Red"]drugging her husband, cutting off his penis, throwing it into the garbage disposal and turning it on[/COLOR][/U][/B], Orange County police said.

    Catherine Kieu Becker put a drug or poison in her husband's dinner Monday evening to make him sleepy, according to the initial police investigation.

    "The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off," police said. "The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off."

    Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce.

    Becker, 48, was arrested for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was booked into the Orange County Jail.

    The 51-year-old victim, who hasn't been identified because he is an alleged victim of spousal abuse, underwent emergency surgery at the UCI Medical Center, police said.[/QUOTE]

    Ouch?

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    I saw that story yesterday, normally something I would have posted here, however I felt the garbage disposal touch so heinous I decided to pass.

    kill her.

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    He deserved it, eh? Hell hath no fury, etc and so forth.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4061086]
    kill her.[/QUOTE]

    Death by dongs

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4061091]Death by dongs[/QUOTE]
    so let it be written, so let it be done

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    I'd hate to hear the thump as the garbage disposal struggles for a second and then accelerates to full speed again

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4061103]I'd hate to hear the thump as the garbage disposal struggles for a second and then accelerates to full speed again[/QUOTE]

    I doubt it would struggle too much in your case.


















    :smallweinerjoke:

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    That is fury indeed. Normally these stories involve the woman throwing the wang out the window, someone fetching it, and the heroic doctors performing emergency surgery to reattach.

    Here, she took it one step further by putting it down the garbage disposal. That's kicking it up a notch.

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    Sounds like she didn't like the whole "I never knew that you liked piña coladas getting caught in the rain" excuse.

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    I knew I had seen her before.

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/story.catherinebecker.ggpd.jpg[/IMG]

    Here she is disposing of more wieners at Nathans.

    [IMG]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/sonya-the-black-widow-thomas-eats-40-hot-dogs-winning-the-womens-championship-of-the-2011-nathans-famous-2.jpg?w=482[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/1_7301c84c76c6cbe238a24d35.jpg[/IMG]

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    Nothing like a little aggravated mayhem between spouses. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4061146]I knew I had seen her before.

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/story.catherinebecker.ggpd.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

    I actually thought she looked alot like the actress Rosie Perez.

    [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Rosie_Perez_portrait_2009.jpg/220px-Rosie_Perez_portrait_2009.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4061168]I actually thought she looked alot like the actress Rosie Perez.

    [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Rosie_Perez_portrait_2009.jpg/220px-Rosie_Perez_portrait_2009.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Living with either one would be torture, just in different ways.

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    [QUOTE][url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/...html?hpt=hp_t2[/url]

    ...The couple is going through a divorce...[/QUOTE]


    ya think???

    [IMG]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/gallery/files/3/2/0/1/IMG_3954_thumb.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4061091]Death by dongs[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=jetswin;4061093]so let it be written, so let it be done[/QUOTE]

    lolz

    :D

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4061091]Death by dongs[/QUOTE]


    [SIZE="4"]"Send in the Executioner!!" [/SIZE]































    [SIZE="4"][B]"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" [/B][/SIZE]


    [IMG]http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m614/MonkeyButler79/redidiot.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4061462][SIZE="4"]"Send in the GIMP!!" [/SIZE]































    [SIZE="4"][B]"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" [/B][/SIZE]


    [IMG]http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m614/MonkeyButler79/redidiot.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    fixed

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