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    Robber made into sex slave

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    [QUOTE]A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days. [/QUOTE]
    Then he goes to police and rats and gets arrested
    [QUOTE]Both have now been arrested.

    When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."[/QUOTE]Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S5cNOyBS[/url]

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    It's *******s like this that ruin it for the rest of us!

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    wtf, was the robber wearing a red robe?

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    ....out robbing random hair salons until I get tied up and "assaulted"....

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4061742]wtf, was the robber wearing a red robe?[/QUOTE]

    :mad:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4061746]:mad:[/QUOTE]
    :cool:

    just takiing attendence lol

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4061745]....out robbing random hair salons until I get tied up and "assaulted"....[/QUOTE]

    If 'she' overpowered him, I'm sorta worried what 'she' looks like...

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    There is a reason that so many of those Russian chicks are available as mail order brides.

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    I was flipping channels around on lunch break the other day and I could see that
    lie detector tests were about to be revealed (he WAS the father). During the break I saw this, word for word.

    [B]Were you kidnapped, forced into being a sex slave, THEN ESCAPED? Maury wants you![/B]

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    Some guys have all the luck

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    I can't speak for Russian law, as I obviously am not familiar with it, but according to the Geneva Convention, that type of action is perfectly legal if you buy the robber blue jeans (referred to in the treaty as the "dungaree doctrine")

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4061873]I can't speak for Russian law, as I obviously am not familiar with it, but according to the Geneva Convention, that type of action is perfectly legal if you buy the robber blue jeans (referred to in the treaty as the "dungaree doctrine")[/QUOTE]

    :P

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    I'm not sure I see how this story is all that weird. :huh:


    Unless, did she rub lotion on his back???

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    If ever a thread needed pictures. This is the gal who floored the robber with a single kick, tied him up and then had sex with him to teach him a lesson. Feeding him Viagra in order to prolong the lesson.

    Looks like a purdy mouth to me.

    [IMG]http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-6100-1310572465-18.jpg[/IMG]

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    Could be a lot worse-looking women that "idiot" could've ran into.

    Should've taken the 1000 roubles(or whatever the hell they're called) and gotten her Phone number. Geez.... :D

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    [QUOTE=EM31;4061962]If ever a thread needed pictures. This is the gal who floored the robber with a single kick, tied him up and then had sex with him to teach him a lesson. Feeding him Viagra in order to prolong the lesson.

    Looks like a purdy mouth to me.

    [IMG]http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-6100-1310572465-18.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Man mouth

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    ... somehow methinks he may not have resisted very much:cool: ...











    l_j_r

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    [QUOTE=EM31;4061962]
    Looks like a purdy mouth to me.

    [IMG]http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-6100-1310572465-18.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Is that intentional blurring of the photo.... or was she the victim of a chimp attack?

    Could also be she paraglided into a high tension electrical cable.

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