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Thread: I'm At A Theater Watching A Movie Where Kevin James Talks To Animals

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    I'm At A Theater Watching A Movie Where Kevin James Talks To Animals

    More later.

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    That movie looks painful.

    Good luck man, hope your kids like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    That movie looks painful.

    Good luck man, hope your kids like it.
    He is now good friends with a gorilla named Bernie. They are eating jello.

    Updates coming live as they happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    He is now good friends with a gorilla named Bernie. They are eating jello.

    Updates coming live as they happen.

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    From the previews, it kinda looks like they took Hich and just replaced Will Smith with a bunch of animals.

    Gotta love Hollywood.

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    What if we don't want more?

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    You left off the , *****es!!! at the end of your thread title....

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    Im taking my son to see this tomorrow. Ur ruining it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You left off the , *****es!!! at the end of your thread title....
    He dumped the hot model for the light-skinned African American zoo doctor. She is at JFK enroute to Nairobi but the giraffe came up with a plan to intercept her and the elephant took out the security guard so the gorilla can drive the getaway car.

    Things heating up now, ***ches.

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    The book was so much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    The book was so much better.


    In the end, it was good. My kids (10 and 7) loved it which is saying a lot considering the current level of kid movies. Gets the coveted SAR 3-Star Children's Movie Rating.

    And as an adult, there was enough of a storyline and guffaw's to make it a non-boring experience, didn't drag like some of the Chinese-water-torture caliber kid flicks out there.

    So it was no "How To Train Your Dragon" but it wasn't a "Horton Hears a Who" either.

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    While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.
    Except Jay Mohr doesn't give two sh!ts about an internet loudmouth like SAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.
    Who's Jay Mohr? I vaguely recall some C-list celebrity who made a movie 20 years ago, married a reverse-engineered model, and couldn't sell out an Indian casino in Connecticut. Is it him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Who's Jay Mohr? I vaguely recall some C-list celebrity who made a movie 20 years ago, married a reverse-engineered model, and couldn't sell out an Indian casino in Connecticut. Is it him?

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    Classic Philistine.

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    This movie is so bad on so many levels.

    1st off, Kevin James is a fat zookeeper but has 2 drop dead gorgeous girls who want him.

    Joe rogan is sooooooo unfunny in his role. Actually, was joe rogan ever funny?

    Donnie Whalberg plays a zoo worker who physically abuses the animals. I mean......... Seriously.

    It was horrible. But my 6 year old liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    More later.

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    I thought you were banned???? Oh wait, that was HAM. I get you guys mixed up. Carry on.


    4 Vodkas will do that after an over rated French restaurant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    This movie is so bad on so many levels.

    1st off, Kevin James is a fat zookeeper but has 2 drop dead gorgeous girls who want him.

    Joe rogan is sooooooo unfunny in his role. Actually, was joe rogan ever funny?

    Donnie Whalberg plays a zoo worker who physically abuses the animals. I mean......... Seriously.

    It was horrible. But my 6 year old liked it.
    Even Ken Jeong (Asian guy from The Hangover) dies in this movie as a reptile keeper.

    My 10 and 7 year olds liked it and it kept us out of Harry Potter so it was a win albeit a minor one.

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    The asian guy was ok. But his schtick is getting old.

    Did anyone notice in my review I mentioned how ridiculous it is that rosario dawson and another super hottie would be interested in kevin james. Yet I made no mention of the fact that every animal in the zoo spoke the english language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Even Ken Jeong (Asian guy from The Hangover) dies in this movie as a reptile keeper.

    My 10 and 7 year olds liked it and it kept us out of Harry Potter so it was a win albeit a minor one.

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    Good job. I have to to do it later this week.

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    Why do fathers subject their kids to sh!tty movies like this?


    The first movie my father took me to see was Missing in Action w/ Chuck Norris.

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