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Thread: I'm At A Theater Watching A Movie Where Kevin James Talks To Animals

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    I'm At A Theater Watching A Movie Where Kevin James Talks To Animals

    More later.

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    That movie looks painful.

    Good luck man, hope your kids like it.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4062698]That movie looks painful.

    Good luck man, hope your kids like it.[/QUOTE]

    He is now good friends with a gorilla named Bernie. They are eating jello.

    Updates coming live as they happen.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4062700]He is now good friends with a gorilla named Bernie. They are eating jello.

    Updates coming live as they happen.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]


    From the previews, it kinda looks like they took Hich and just replaced Will Smith with a bunch of animals.

    Gotta love Hollywood.

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    What if we don't want more?

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    You left off the , *****es!!! at the end of your thread title....;)

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    Im taking my son to see this tomorrow. Ur ruining it.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4062704]You left off the , *****es!!! at the end of your thread title....[/QUOTE]

    He dumped the hot model for the light-skinned African American zoo doctor. She is at JFK enroute to Nairobi but the giraffe came up with a plan to intercept her and the elephant took out the security guard so the gorilla can drive the getaway car.

    Things heating up now, ***ches.

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    The book was so much better.

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    [QUOTE=Traitor Jay & the Woodies;4062709]The book was so much better.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/3star.jpg[/IMG]

    In the end, it was good. My kids (10 and 7) loved it which is saying a lot considering the current level of kid movies. Gets the coveted SAR 3-Star Children's Movie Rating.

    And as an adult, there was enough of a storyline and guffaw's to make it a non-boring experience, didn't drag like some of the Chinese-water-torture caliber kid flicks out there.

    So it was no "[I]How To Train Your Dragon[/I]" but it wasn't a "[I]Horton Hears a Who[/I]" either.

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    While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4062732]While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.[/QUOTE]

    Except Jay Mohr doesn't give two sh!ts about an internet loudmouth like SAR.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4062732]While you were out Jay Mohr stole your silverware and peed in your ice cube trays.[/QUOTE]

    Who's Jay Mohr? I vaguely recall some C-list celebrity who made a movie 20 years ago, married a reverse-engineered model, and couldn't sell out an Indian casino in Connecticut. Is it him?

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4062749]Who's Jay Mohr? I vaguely recall some C-list celebrity who made a movie 20 years ago, married a reverse-engineered model, and couldn't sell out an Indian casino in Connecticut. Is it him?

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Classic [B][U]P[/U][/B]hilistine.

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    This movie is so bad on so many levels.

    1st off, Kevin James is a fat zookeeper but has 2 drop dead gorgeous girls who want him.

    Joe rogan is sooooooo unfunny in his role. Actually, was joe rogan ever funny?

    Donnie Whalberg plays a zoo worker who physically abuses the animals. I mean......... Seriously.

    It was horrible. But my 6 year old liked it.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4062697]More later.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    I thought you were banned???? Oh wait, that was HAM. I get you guys mixed up. Carry on.


    4 Vodkas will do that after an over rated French restaurant.

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;4062924]This movie is so bad on so many levels.

    1st off, Kevin James is a fat zookeeper but has 2 drop dead gorgeous girls who want him.

    Joe rogan is sooooooo unfunny in his role. Actually, was joe rogan ever funny?

    Donnie Whalberg plays a zoo worker who physically abuses the animals. I mean......... Seriously.

    It was horrible. But my 6 year old liked it.[/QUOTE]

    Even Ken Jeong (Asian guy from The Hangover) dies in this movie as a reptile keeper.

    My 10 and 7 year olds liked it and it kept us out of Harry Potter so it was a win albeit a minor one.

    SAR I

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    The asian guy was ok. But his schtick is getting old.

    Did anyone notice in my review I mentioned how ridiculous it is that rosario dawson and another super hottie would be interested in kevin james. Yet I made no mention of the fact that every animal in the zoo spoke the english language.

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4062991]Even Ken Jeong (Asian guy from The Hangover) dies in this movie as a reptile keeper.

    My 10 and 7 year olds liked it and it kept us out of Harry Potter so it was a win albeit a minor one.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Good job. I have to to do it later this week.

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    Why do fathers subject their kids to sh!tty movies like this?


    The first movie my father took me to see was Missing in Action w/ Chuck Norris.

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