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    I'm Hungover, *****es!!!!!!!

    Whoa or maybe still drunk. Went to Boardy Barn yesterday can't move right now may throwup while typing this.

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    Quit posting and start singing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Whoa or maybe still drunk. Went to Boardy Barn yesterday can't move right now may throwup while typing this.
    The stories I have from that friggin place, jeez.

    Can't count the number of times I've lost my dignity there, but my lowest point probably involved eating pizza out of a dumpster and pissing my pants on a dare. If one good thing ever happened, I was able to trade a t-shirt that said "I F***ed Your Mother" for a Bad News Bears jersey (#7, Tanner Boyle).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    involved eating pizza out of a dumpster and pissing my pants on a dare.

    LOL I almost choked on my Costco Kool Pop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Whoa or maybe still drunk. Went to Boardy Barn yesterday can't move right now may throwup while typing this.
    HA HA HA, what a hole that place was back in the day. Ahh, Plattsburgh night...good times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    LOL I almost choked on my Costco Kool Pop
    It went something like this:

    Me: "Look at the friggin bathroom lines."
    Friend: "Just piss against the wall next to them. There's like 20 people doing it."
    Me: "Yes, and - oh look - yeah, one of them is being dragged out by his hair."
    Friend: "WTF do you want me to tell you? Get on line or piss your pants."
    Me: "Yeah."
    Friend: "Yeah, piss your pants."
    Me: "What?"
    Friend: "Piss your pants."
    Me: "Ew."
    Friend: "'Ew?' You're eating pizza you found in the dumpster."
    Me: "So?"
    Friend: "That's grosser than pissing yourself."
    Me: "Nuh uh."
    Friend: "No? Fine. I dare you to piss yourself."
    <beat>
    Everyone: "EWWWW!!! THIS F-ING GUY IS PISSING RIGHT HERE!!! DON'T STEP IN IT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!
    Girlfriend: "You're not sleeping at my mother's house tonight."
    Me:

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    I got arrested there about 20 years ago for peeing behind a dumpster. Never been back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
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    omg Pavarotti would slap Ruby right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    The stories I have from that friggin place, jeez.

    Can't count the number of times I've lost my dignity there, but my lowest point probably involved eating pizza out of a dumpster and pissing my pants on a dare. If one good thing ever happened, I was able to trade a t-shirt that said "I F***ed Your Mother" for a Bad News Bears jersey (#7, Tanner Boyle).
    Quote Originally Posted by petejet View Post
    I got arrested there about 20 years ago for peeing behind a dumpster. Never been back.
    This place sounds like a blackhole of dark nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Whoa or maybe still drunk. Went to Boardy Barn yesterday can't move right now may throwup while typing this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    The stories I have from that friggin place, jeez.
    Boardy Barn's a gay bar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    This place sounds like a blackhole of dark nights.
    It's only open from 4-8 on Sundays and Saturdays of holiday weekends.

    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Boardy Barn's a gay bar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's only open from 4-8 on Sundays and Saturdays of holiday weekends.



    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wouldn't be surprised if Springsteen makes an appearance at NMS on Wednesday for a little Clarence tribute with Bono and the boys.

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    The funny thing was that I went with a whole group of coworkers.

    I dont know what any of our clients are thinking.

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