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    Anyone else been gettin' into fake mustaches lately?

    I've been really getting into fake mustaches. There's a good outlet here, and i've got four different ones now - depending on the social event.


    I'm looking for a Miami Vice - Colin Farrell style one, if you guys come across anything let me know.
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    [IMG]http://www.filmtotaal.nl/images/newscontent/miamivice/mv.jpg[/IMG]

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    Does your upper lip suffer from premature male baldness?

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    [QUOTE=BarneyFife;4063476]Does your upper lip suffer from premature male baldness?[/QUOTE]

    uh, no. Its called a fake mustache. think about it. If you can't see the benefits and advantages that gives you in life... the just go back to one of the family guy threads.

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063481]uh, no. Its called a fake mustache. think about it. If you can't see the benefits and advantages that gives you in life... the just go back to one of the family guy threads.[/QUOTE]
    Why go fake...when you can grow your own.


    Put the effort in.

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    [QUOTE=BarneyFife;4063489]Why go fake...when you can grow your own.


    Put the effort in.[/QUOTE]

    Clearly they're not for you. I prefer the social flexibility my collection gives me.

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063512]Clearly they're not for you. I prefer the social flexibility my collection gives me.[/QUOTE]
    You need social flexibility living in Red Deer, Alberta?

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    I live in Vancouver now - been meaning to update that. Thanks.

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    I buy fake pubes and armpit hair.

    Right now, I look like I have Don King in a headlock.

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063481]Its called a fake mustache. think about it. If you can't see the benefits and advantages that gives you in life... t[/QUOTE]

    LMFAO!!

    If I had a nickle for every time I've said the same thing... :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063518]I live in Vancouver now - been meaning to update that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
    poor bastard....hope nobody sets your car on fire.

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063474]I've been really getting into fake mustaches. There's a good outlet here, and i've got four different ones now - depending on the social event.


    I'm looking for a Miami Vice - Colin Farrell style one, if you guys come across anything let me know.[/QUOTE]

    Lemme guess, you also wear "merkins," ya know, for down there.

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063518]I live in Vancouver now - been meaning to update that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

    Ha... You live in Van Dirty...

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    i have a real mustache that looks like a fake mustache.

    best of both worlds!! :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4063518]I live in Vancouver now - been meaning to update that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

    fake moustache for rioting hockey hoodlums????? Or robbing Tim Hortons???

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    Wow. so much negativity. about everything...


    Forget it then.

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    What types of mustaches do you have in your collection? We need photos.

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    you should go for one of these:


    [IMG]http://www.thegrio.com/assets_c/2010/10/rent-is-too-damn-high-thumb-400xauto-13615.jpg[/IMG]

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    I was going to start a separate thread but this one gives me the opportunity to ask a question I've always pondered. If God appeared to you and gave you a choice, and you can only pick one, who would you have a beer with - Tom Selleck or Keith Hernandez?

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