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    Mockingbirds - so great - Now STFU PLEASE

    Mockingbirds are driving me insane. They are on the phone poles all over the neighborhood, and they sing one song: Car Alarms. Even finishing with the "CLICK-click" of someone turning it their alarm off remotely. They hit all the notes, but now they are mixing up the elements to make their own song.

    I know some on here herd chickens and cats...what can I do about feral birds?

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4065252]Mockingbirds are driving me insane. They are on the phone poles all over the neighborhood, and they sing one song: Car Alarms. Even finishing with the "CLICK-click" of someone turning it their alarm off remotely. They hit all the notes, but now they are mixing up the elements to make their own song.

    I know some on here herd chickens and cats...what can I do about feral birds?[/QUOTE]

    Start selling them as buggy alarms to the Amish?

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4065252]Mockingbirds are driving me insane. They are on the phone poles all over the neighborhood, and they sing one song: Car Alarms. Even finishing with the "CLICK-click" of someone turning it their alarm off remotely. They hit all the notes, but now they are mixing up the elements to make their own song.

    I know some on here herd chickens and cats...what can I do about feral birds?[/QUOTE]

    Buy a feral cat

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    Is a full on pellet gun assault a possibility?

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    language warning


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    [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWs7AkN20Zg&feature=related[/url]

    [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=fozE1xdsorY&feature=player_embedded#at=129[/url]
    Last edited by Timmy®; 07-21-2011 at 02:49 PM.

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    Careful of those birds. Some of them are vicious.

    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUzDGwX4kA&playnext=1&list=PLD7ADEE7A6B504853"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUzDGwX4kA&playnext=1&list=PLD7ADEE7A6B504853[/URL]

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    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVBPhDZ8Lsc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVBPhDZ8Lsc[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4065255]Start selling them as buggy alarms to the Amish?[/QUOTE]

    hahaha. this made me LOL

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4065255]Start selling them as buggy alarms to the Amish?[/QUOTE]Wicked #2 post; like getting 7 yards on first down. :D

    [QUOTE=TokyoJetsFan;4065256]Buy a feral cat[/QUOTE]
    The absurdity meter broke on this one; 12 yard pickup by Jerricho Cotchery. :yes:
    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;4065258]Is a full on pellet gun assault a possibility?[/QUOTE]

    TUTDOWN...sannntonnio HOLMES!

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4065252]Mockingbirds are driving me insane. They are on the phone poles all over the neighborhood, and they sing one song: Car Alarms. Even finishing with the "CLICK-click" of someone turning it their alarm off remotely. They hit all the notes, but now they are mixing up the elements to make their own song.

    I know some on here herd chickens and cats...what can I do about feral birds?[/QUOTE]

    Maybe you could catch then sell them to inconsiderate neighbors on LI?

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4065255]Start selling them as buggy alarms to the Amish?[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://s2.subirimagenes.com/imagen/previo/thump_6587957lolface.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4065255]Start selling them as buggy alarms to the Amish?[/QUOTE]

    lolza:D

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    Buy your kid a drum set :dunno:

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    ^ This.


    And a Mac.




    oh, and a plasma.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4065576]Buy your kid a drum set :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Got the drum set eleven years ago. Now he has his own studio.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4065672]Got the drum set eleven years ago. Now he has his own studio.[/QUOTE]

    Mike Jackson Jr?

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4065696]Mike Jackson Jr?[/QUOTE]

    Kids sing better when they're scared to death. It's science.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4065819]Kids sing better when they're scared to death. It's science.[/QUOTE]

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