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    Wanted: Offensive Lineman

    Please submit resume to Mike Tannenbaum (cc: SAR I)

    Preferred Skills:
    1. Solid run blocking, holding the point of attack.
    2. Passblocking with good hands, lateral movement.
    3. Not committing penalties.

    MINIMUM required skills:
    1. Fat
    2. Can get in the way.
    3. Not a matador
    4. Three out of Four people would NOT confuse you with a revolving door.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4106210]Please submit resume to Mike Tannenbaum (cc: SAR I)

    Preferred Skills:
    1. Solid run blocking, holding the point of attack.
    2. Passblocking with good hands, lateral movement.
    3. Not committing penalties.

    MINIMUM required skills:
    1. Fat
    2. Can get in the way.
    3. [B]Not a matador[/B]
    4. [B]Three out of Four people would NOT confuse you with a revolving door.[/B][/QUOTE]

    LOL. Matador has such a negative connotation, JS. Maybe we should go with "Not a [I]torero[/I]"?

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