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So I'm walking down Lex towards 40th, and I see the most perfectly gorgeous azz up ahead -- long legs, short skirt, model-good-looks and body, she's bending over at the waist facing away from me. As I'm walking up and uploading data to the spankbank, she proceeds to hurl into the gutter. Loudly retching and blowing chunks, multiple times.
Not sure if she had too many appletinis at lunch, or if she didn't want to throw off her bulimia schedule, but man what a let down.
And no, she never even saw me, so don't waste the keystrokes. Dooshes.