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    Yes...yes....NOOOO.

    So I'm walking down Lex towards 40th, and I see the most perfectly gorgeous azz up ahead -- long legs, short skirt, model-good-looks and body, she's bending over at the waist facing away from me. As I'm walking up and uploading data to the spankbank, she proceeds to hurl into the gutter. Loudly retching and blowing chunks, multiple times.

    Not sure if she had too many appletinis at lunch, or if she didn't want to throw off her bulimia schedule, but man what a let down.

    And no, she never even saw me, so don't waste the keystrokes. Dooshes.

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    She heard you coming and already knew what was in store...

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4106305]She heard you coming and already knew what was in store...[/QUOTE]

    Top 500. Definitely.

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    Doofus. You missed a golden opportunity. You could have had your way with her, she was already drunk. And it wouldn't have cost you a penny like a regular date would have.



    Sheesh.



    Amature.

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    blah, blah, blah...thread useless...need pics....blah, blah, blah....

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    Pics or it didn't happen. Back of head pics would do.

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    I would think you'd have experience with women ralphing in your presence :dunno:

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    were you wearing Old Spice?

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4106325]blah, blah, blah...thread useless...need pics....blah, blah, blah....[/QUOTE]

    My bad. Here ya go

    [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yr2q6yl7ENk/TFWNaQ1ByrI/AAAAAAAABOU/j1dVgYZwC5o/s1600/Vomit.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4106325]blah, blah, blah...thread useless...need pics....blah, blah, blah....[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4106327]Pics or it didn't happen. Back of head pics would do.[/QUOTE]

    +1


    chick bending over, otherwise occupied, PERFECT opportunity to get pictures of her (purportedly) great ass.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4106344]+1


    chick bending over, otherwise occupied, PERFECT opportunity to get pictures of her (purportedly) great ass.[/QUOTE]

    Nah, I don't need photos -- I have a photographic memory. Although it only works when I can get the girl to say "cheese." And she was busy making sidewalk art.

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    Mods. Please merge with Feeding Time thread.


    Thanks.


    Sincerely,
    southside AKA The Top 1 Poster.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4106303] As I'm walking up and uploading data to the spankbank, she proceeds to hurl into the gutter. Loudly retching and blowing chunks, multiple times.

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    Were there sprems hopping around in the thplatter, like desperate tadpoles in a dry creek bed?


    :dunno:

    Might know her.


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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4106342]My bad. Here ya go

    [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yr2q6yl7ENk/TFWNaQ1ByrI/AAAAAAAABOU/j1dVgYZwC5o/s1600/Vomit.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    hey! onion dip! :brushteet

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4106342]My bad. Here ya go

    [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yr2q6yl7ENk/TFWNaQ1ByrI/AAAAAAAABOU/j1dVgYZwC5o/s1600/Vomit.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Anyone else see Jesus in that pick, or just me?

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